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LOBSTER.
ROCK LOBSTER
There ain't no Rock Lobster in da desert.
Lots of Rocks though.
It's the "new normal".Quote:
Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat
New normal can suck a bag of dicks.
Bring border security back, capitalism, energy independence, second amendment rights defended, lower taxes, telling the EU and NATO to fuck off, and WHO, burn Fauci at the stake, shove masks up Biden, Pelosi and Kuntmalas ass, restore POLICING in AMERICA without restriction, and respect the AMERICAN FLAG, and shove critical race theory up whomevers ass it was that came up with the notion to destroy our country within by brainwashing our children which has been happening for a long time, just been accelerated with this latest horseshit.
Not that I have an opinion on that, just saying.
[Neene3]
On a lighter note, wife crushed a lizard in the the hinge side of the front door letting the dog out today, that was fun to keep the dog away from that and clean up the mess.
On a darker note, I'm getting closer to renting the Hellcat Challenger to successfully discontinue my existence doing 100 mph off some cliff.
I recommend the full insurance package so nobody can come back on you for damage and or losses.
On a lighter note, I still have a great sense of humor.
Laugh and love, it helps no matter how bad you might be feeling.
Actually, one of my goals is to get my wife to laugh "while she's actively drinking a beverage" I've done a few times already and she's done it to me.....I'm working on the timing.
Coffee or carbonated beverages out the nose really is a credit to your efforts, a worthy endeavor.
And I hope your Wednesday doesn't suck.
Shit.
Our people are good people; our people are kind people. Pray God some day kind people won't all be poor.
Hell's built on Regret
We just had fifteen minutes worth of a rare drenching rain at our Central Orchard Mesa farm east of Grand Junction. I've been pump irrigating for three days but the brief rain matches the effort and is far more widespread in effect. All the plants and animals will get a boost from this. Insect life will burgeon and the birds and other animals will benefit in turn. Water is life in so many ways.
This afternoon I watched a juvenile Mockingbird bathe in the water basin outside the kitchen window. A Blue Grosbeak was calling on territory from the greasewood along the canal below, and Lesser Goldfinches were singing while feeding on thistle in the yard. Four days ago American Kestrels, America's smallest falcon, fledged four young from the nest box on the house. The whole family group is now hunting the farm for mice, lizards and large grasshoppers. Gambel's Quail which have suffered mightily from the drought and local feral cats were here calling from the brush pile in the yard. More rain, please.
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We had some rain the yesterday, wasn't much but surely appreciated.
I've got a shit ton of stock built up in Hell then, I wonder if it'll be worth anything before I'm dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
Mostly hot and dry up in the PNW. Forecast to be 100+ this weekend.
I?m sure fire danger will be all over the news, which brings out the kooks who set fires.
https://youtu.be/B9FzVhw8_bYQuote:
Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat
Lobo, that was fuckin cool. Thank you.
At Safeway today, I was in the lot and walking towards the entrance.... Mongo had just rounded up the carts from the return bin, and I was passing an old woman unloading her shit.
I said Hey, I could use a cart, mind if I help you unload your stuff in your car. She was happy to have the help, and I reminded her to not forget her purse. The store didn't have all the shit I needed, so I had to go across the way to the Nazi regime that calls itself "Walgreens" to get hosed over there. In the checkout line I was about to get totally fucked over because I don't have an "SS" card, the customer at the register next to me punched in her code for me.
The purchase that would have been $45 without the card of the racist party, was then the $11 dollars that the tag on the shelf indicated in the first place. I thanked her very much.
Kindness happens and there are some good folks in this little town.
Found out that the right hand needs three procedures now, and severe headaches happening with more frequency are commonplace now.
Thanks, Lord. I appreciate it.
I heard Sabbra Cadabra for the first time today, thank you Sirius.
Ozzy. Never be another.
The definition of Irony.
Hey, I like your shirt.
But the shirt says...
Fuck off, asshole.
The DOJ should be suing Georgia for liking fried chicken and watermelon,..........not voting restrictions.
Who's the fukin racist?
All they need is your ph number, like safeway or fry's (King Soopers) to you cholorado folks .Quote:
Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat
Ours are closely related, I get them in the house all the time. Or I should say, used to. You can get UV flashlights at harbor freight or lowes cheap. I started exterminating them in a broad area around the house and it solves the problem. Over 145 killed last year. Only at about 14 so far this year. Usually just pack a hammer and the UV light. Another pro, people stay away too.Quote:
Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat
Well, it's a few more things than that, but it's the idea that they'd charge you that much more money for a purchase just because you weren't in their collective. $11 if you're part of the Borg, or $45 if you're "just some asshole that needs something".Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
I am going to borrow this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
use my number, it's on file.Quote:
Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat
Oh and use it at safeway. I'm this close to $1.00 off
Don't worry about returning it. It's not a chainsaw ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MrPrena
here's one more for you.
You mexican, or gringo? Neither, I'm a Chihonky. .
Does your number work at KS? Asking for a friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
KS tops out at 35 gals on the discount.
My last fill was 39 gals and running it twice really pissed me off more than the lack of discount on 4 gals.
when I was in middle school, my friend who is an Armenian immigrant brought a book that contained All (A to z) nationality jokes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
When we were on an Irish women section, we had sneaky surprise. Our teacher sneak behind us, and put her head between our shoulder and said,
" Never make fun of Irish women."
She meant to surprise us, but I still remember that day and was little traumatized. [LOL]
It might. But i think there's an outstanding shop lifting (OOPS) UNAUTHORIZED REMOVAL issue, with them ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by brutal
Know what, go ahead, why not.
last time i snag a cookie or two, from the Kids Only rack
Facebook has this stupid bug that when there is a breech of security, they tell member to change the password for security reason. When they do that, Facebook marketplace is gone.
I buy sell about 5-10 items per day on FB marketplace. [Mad]
I'm tired of tech climbing up my ass about everything... internet, phone, television, banking/credit, grocery store...etc. I don't want to invite Walgreens to the party as well.
Kinda like being in prison in a way, everyone's gonna get a piece of your ass.
Quote:
Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat
Perhaps. but out here at least, if you drop the soap. There's no one waiting to hand it back to you.
Mel Brooks A thon on AMC next saturday. I'm down.
https://youtu.be/G59JnM4JKNQ