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Hi, first time caller here and thanks for taking my call.. my question is, my husband fell down in the barn today and his head landed on a giant nail in a piece of wood, I'm having my period, and I'm not sure if I should make spaghetti or meatloaf for dinner yet. Is politics better than philosophy and and could it increase the chances of of my goat being impregnated by the neighbors horse?
I'll hang up and listen to your answer.
Thanks for calling, listener.
I would say, your problems are a result of individualism, and free thinking.
Having the privilege of sitting home, while the world burns and citizens such as yourself are declared enemies of the state.
If it wasn't for you science deniers.
The government could have steamrolled almost all of you in to camps..
OOPS retirement facilities.
The view ain't great. But i hear the showers are roomy.
Hor auf dich zu beschweren und steig in den Zug ein!
Ya know... I was kinda counting on you for a funny response.
Thank you, Sir.
> I have a question for you.
me> Yes my penis is still fully functional.
> Never mind, I already know the answer anyways.
me> You asked a question, don't weasel out of it like that now...that's chickenshit. What was the question?
> I was going to ask if you wanted chinese food or ham and cheese sliders for dinner.
She was right....I'm not a huge fan of chinese food, and we did have ham and cheese sliders tonight with some pretty good potato salad. Having fun with your better half is great. :)
Shhhh...don't tell her.... but if I'm up this late we probably aint going to the DMV tomorrow morning as planned.
Like anyone want's to deal with that horseshit in the first place.
They do move at a fast pace, compared to COQuote:
Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat
I spoke with Mazin for about a half hour today....... he said to say Hi to the Ho's for him. :)
Anyone heard from Gilpin Guy recent?
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Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat
If you have a room with two analog clocks in it, have you ever experienced the ticking to get in and out of sequence.....yet they both still keep accurate time.
I don't know if that's gearing differentials from diameter, or what the hell that is. Weird.
Mine are getting more out of control and requiring regular pruning. I'm getting old man eyebrows. I figure bushy ears are coming any day now.Quote:
Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat
Yeah...my eyebrows disappeared but the ears and nose hairs are like a "gone wild" scenario.
The grandkids raz me about my bushy ears being troll ears.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gman
Had a talk with the lady of the house the other day.
I suggested no more elaborate dinner endeavors until the damn dishwasher gets fixed next week. We can eat cheap cans of shit and stuff off paper plates for a while.
btw...an Emeril recipe for red beans and rice turned out fantastic.
Successfully ninjaing a moth in your general vicinity does kinda feel good. Harder with a fly.
Fun quiz question I thought about...
What body part did I just rub the neosporin onto?
How many cigarettes can a camel smoke in a mile?
What are the odds that your health compromised mom calls you to explain an ailment you might be experiencing personally?
Clocks are in synch again.
Getting stir crazy with this damn cast....five more weeks to go.
The FAA grounds drone traffic at the Del Rio section of the border for........get this.... Security reasons.
AYFKM
The epitome of retardism.
Heard a pretty funny line tonight....
"Collapsing like Hunter Biden on an exhausted hooker"
Gutfeld....9/18/21
I saw a picture of the Mexicans crossing unabashedly over the border, en mass. It was captioned "Biden Rally Participants" or something like that.
He'll never see it....he's sleeping in delaware snug in his depends.
Saw an interview with a young man from FL on FOX this morning. Boy's name is Zechariah Cartledge.
This 14 yr old kid is a better example than most adults in our country today. This is what good parenting produces. I couldn't find a link for this mornings interview but there are others easily found. Boy runs miles raising money for fallen first responders and speaks like a seasoned anchor with respect and holds a presence unusual for his youth.
That was likely the Haitian's in Del Rio.Quote:
Originally Posted by arbol
There's 10K illegals under that bridge now.
I heard tonight 14K.
I received a very irritating letter in the mail, and this is my response.
Dear Dale and Christine Long,
It’s really disappointing to me that you’ve taken the time to scour information that shouldn’t be public in the first place, and I think it’s a sin for you to do so.
Not only do I refuse your uninitiated contact, I believe it’s disgusting that you’re shoving your religious bullshit into my face in my home. I will refrain from any threats, however, let me make it extremely clear to you that I most certainly wish no further contact from you or anyone else that you, or your organization (Jehovah Witnesses) are associated with.
It is in my opinion, an abomination of my freedom in America to be subjected to your subversive self appointed ideals for which I don’t give a shit about.
Sincerely,
Someone not interested in cult horseshit.
I'll get that in the mail shortly.
Fuckin assholes.
Seems like a wise use of your time.
I can't even imagine the kind of monster it takes to send out a batch mailer.
If they knock, strip down and answer the door naked with a gun and ask them if they want to talk about Jesus.Quote:
Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat
You could try talking to them too. I talked to my Jehova's Witnesses for at least two years after they came knocking. To go door to door for any reason besides money might mean they might have something important to say.
Beware though, not all Jahova's Witnesses are created equal.
If they knock, strip down and answer the door naked with a gun and ask them if they want to talk about Jesus.
I like this idea, but I've already covered that front in the past. None of them has knocked on my door since then.
Beware though, not all Jahova's Witnesses are created equal.
You might make light of invading my mailbox with religious drivel, but I insist on putting a stop to it. The cult has crossed another line that I will not tolerate.
Lol, sure.
lol my ass.... you're being a pain in the ass again.
Irving aside...this wasn't a junk mail mass mailing....it was a hand written envelope from assholes pushing religious bullshit on to me, and I won't stand for it.
Don't fuck with me if I haven't done something wrong.