Originally Posted by
Squeeze
Since we're on the topic of "colon cleansing", here's a funny for you.
Years ago during my law enforcement tenure, I was babysitting an inmate at a local hospital. He was there because he admitting to swallowing a few balloons that had Heroin in them. So off to the hospital he went. So the doctors wanted to try and "expedite" the process and try and get those balloons passed before they broke. So they gave him a liter of this wonderful stuff called "Go Lightly". Now, honestly, they should call that stuff "Go Until You Shit Out Your Soul". Amazingly enough, this wasteoid managed to hold it in. So...the doctors gave him another liter of the magical fluid. Now, after about 15 minutes, I could start to see it in his eyes. He was having a hard time holding it in. Finally...the dam broke and here it came. To be honest, I felt bad for the poor soul who had to sift through that wretched foulness and try to find the balloons.