I find this funny as well, today I happen to be going through applications for a job I will be interviewing for nextweek. The stuff some of these people put on their applications blows me away with what they want handed to them.
The job I am hiring for clearly states you must be willing to work days/nights/weekends/holidays and the starting salary is $36k-$45k. I had one applicant say he could only work weekdays and would not accept less than $95k. I know we aren't the highest paying in this industry, but I have never seen ANYONE pay that much for this job.