Originally Posted by
spqrzilla
So today I watched the postal delivery truck drive up to my mail box, and I watched the delivery guy put my mail in the box without even leaving the cab.
Then I went out to get the mail, and found an attempted delivery card in the mailbox, with today's date on it, saying that the delivery guy had attempted to deliver a package to us but we didn't answer the door.
While I was staring out the window, this USPS ninja escaped his running van, darted unseen to my door, ran the doorbell silently, and slipped back to the van where he filled out the card. All without me seeing it even right under my eyes. It was awesome.