And since you drive a smart, your ass cannot be as fat as you think it is.....
I'm no hardcore prepper, but I do have something of a prepper's mentality. Especially when it comes to machinery. Last year when I was getting the front end of my truck rebuilt, I borrowed a friend's Buick sedan. Cue a flash flood with golf ball hail. I refuse to drive anything that might leave me up a creek in inclement weather or circumstance. If TEOTWAWKI comes tomorrow during my lunch break, I wanna know I have the means to get where I need to go.
Also true. But again, I don't think these SF vandals are using pry bars or jacks. These seem to be crimes of convenience and opportunity.
Scooters are often "practical," but I will still never own one.
Smart cars make me chuckle. Lots of other things I'd rather drive in the name of fuel economy. But living 3 miles from work lets me keep my transportation options open.
Take the seat out of any of the crew cab truck and put the car inside the passenger compartment!
I remember in 1999 when the Super Duty Crew cab Ford's came out, we measured one and you could fit a Geo Metro in the cab if the center door frame wasn't there.
Back in high school the Principal drove a old (then new) VW Super Beatle. The football team put it on top of a snow bank at the end of the parking lot.... that was funny!