Originally Posted by
Aloha_Shooter
Well, the one I got last night went sort of like this:
Q: Are you a Republican, Democrat, or Independent?
A: Independent.
Q: Are you very conservative, slightly conservative, moderate, slightly liberal, or liberal?
A: Moderate (in terms of the historic political spectrum -- I added to myself)
Q: Do you trust Cory Gardner?
A: Somewhat
Q: Do you trust Mark Udall?
A: Not a damned bit.
Q: Has Cory Gardner attacked President Obama too much with <blah blah blah blah>?
A: Nope.
Q: Has Mark Udall supported President Obama not enough, slightly not enough, just right, slightly too much, too much?
A: Way too much.
Q: How effective do you feel the following are as campaign issues? <whole list of talking points about how Gardner is supposedly too extreme, out of touch, etc.>
A: Non-effective, waste of time, etc. on each one of them.
I could almost see the poor Udall campaign workers getting those responses and pulling their hair out trying to figure out what they could do.
