How shiny you guys need to get 'em so they shoot straight? I mean, I understand if a woman of loose moral virtue walks by the garage, she won't come in and say "Awesome! AM radio!", or "Wow, tell me about that spittoon and those antlers!!!".... "OoooOOOOooOooOOoooOOO, SHINY!!!" is about my best shot, but damn.

