Originally Posted by
Irving
All you have to do is use your first name for both first and last name and then encounter some punk bitch out of Commerce City who will complain about not using your real name. I thought about getting an internet lawyer to threaten Nextdoor into letting me knowingly violate their rules, but instead I simply replied to the poster that I like my real name so much that I've used it twice and that they were in no place to be pointing out use violations since I assumed it was some woman using her husband's account (it was male name).
The website sent me an email saying I was suspended until I changed my name. Naturally, my first thought was to comply so I could get back on the site, find that user, track down their address using their conveniently provided real name and neighborhood, and then look them up on the county assessor website to see if he was up to date on his property taxes. If not, I'd start paying the taxes myself. If he was, then I'd drive by the house and document any and every code violation I could find in hopes to tie his money and time up fighting with the government while I move in on the taxes in the background. Maybe start a handy man business, do some work, not get paid the full amount and file a Mechanics lien on the house. Then when the property was legally mine, take a bunch of pictures of all his belongings in the front yard after the eviction and start a thread on Nextdoor offering everything for free just to get it off my lawn. Followed by a story of how I came to acquire this shit hole property and all the useless garbage inside it. See where following the user agreement and running your mouth got you mother fucker? HOMELESS THAT'S WHERE! MAKE SURE YOU USE YOUR FULL NAME ON YOUR SECTION 8 APPLICATION FORMS!
But ultimately I just never logged in again and found a new YouTube channel to occupy my time.