The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays.
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The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays.
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" - Arthur Carlson
In a relationship, you can be right, or you can be happy. It is rare that you can be both.
One of the funniest wkrp episodes.Quote:
Originally Posted by buffalobo
Just cause I am paranoid, doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get me.
“Doveryai, no proveryai” (better known as “Trust, but verify”)
Truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
Trust yourself, you know more than you think you do.
Beware the lollipop of mediocrity, lick it once and you will suck for life.
A single fact can ruin a good argument.
Fear is no good reason to believe in anything.
Consider the ham and egg breakfast. It’s a days work for the chicken but a lifetime commitment for the pig.
When people make decisions based on their moral compass facts are often the first casualties.
We all bring joy to a room either by entering or leaving.
I see no point in becoming the richest man in the cemetery.
It’s better to shit your pants than die of constipation.
No matter what other nations say about the USA immigration is still the most sincere form of flattery.
How easily someone gets offended is directly proportional to how stupid they are.
There will always be more good ideas than capacity to properly execute them.
If your parachute doesn’t work, you have the rest of your life to find a solution.
There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can’t.
“Don’t believe everything that you breathe” BeckQuote:
Originally Posted by thedave1164