AU - You have 15 minutes to take a picture of your face and text the Government

I hope they get lots of sittin'-on-the-shitter pics.

Personally, I'd dig up the picture of someone very high up in politics wife, then face swap her face onto me hitting it from behind.

I'd just be sending dick picks.

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Originally Posted by ray1970

Well, I suppose that?s the type of stuff a government can get away with when they?ve disarmed their populace.

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Ha! We have TONS of guns and still our kids can't go to school, many states refuse to allow 30% of the population into public spaces and people are getting fired for not taking a certain medication that doesn't even do what it's supposed to.

Guns haven't helped us one bit.

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Originally Posted by hollohas

Ha! We have TONS of guns and still our kids can't go to school, many states refuse to allow 30% of the population into public spaces and people are getting fired for not taking a certain medication that doesn't even do what it's supposed to.

Guns haven't helped us one bit.

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Yet, hypothetically.

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Originally Posted by electronman1729

I'd just be sending dick picks.

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What if they have "state of the art penis recognition software?"

You mean ex-girlfriends?

There's a wife vs girlfriend joke in the there somewhere.

Just remove the battery from your phone until you need to use it.

Name a phone with a removable battery.