I'm a Freeman of the city of York, which is an honour passed down from father to son since the 14th century. It means I can graze my sheep on the common land in the city, and I could have been married here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/northyorkshire/...ry_450x321.jpg
I've also written a book that was actually published, and I have sold more paintings in my life than van Gogh did in his.

