If you piss off Chuck Norris and he gives you the finger he's not telling you off, he's telling you how many seconds you have to live.
The French surrender to Chuck Norris everyday at 2pm
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If you piss off Chuck Norris and he gives you the finger he's not telling you off, he's telling you how many seconds you have to live.
The French surrender to Chuck Norris everyday at 2pm
Jesus may walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Chuck Norris treats heartburn by swallowing a live grenade.
In elementary school the teacher asked Chuck Norris how many stripes are on the American Flag, he replied "yes." He was correct.
Chuck Norris is the only one to win Jeopardy without answering in the form of a question.
Chuck Norris is incapable of reproducing because the human womb can't handle his sperm.
The TSA has stated that you are not allowed to say "Chuck Norris" on an airplane.
If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck still has more money than you.
Chuck Norris once had a bout of bad gas, the result was Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
The boogey man looks in his closet, for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris pours milk into his Rice Crispies, they shut the f*ck up.
If you see Chuck Norris banging your wife, get him a glass of water because he might be thirsty.
There is no global warming, it is just the earth's fear of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend