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10-20-2011, 12:06
Guylee

I'd probably try to put his ass down...not gonna lie...
10-20-2011, 12:10
kilovictor

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Originally Posted by Jordanls19

Offer them a job as a protected class and thank them for giving me the opportunity to be diverse.

[ROFL2] - You're definitely politician material!
10-20-2011, 12:11
kilovictor

You know, personally I'd just put a jihad back on him. And if you don't like it, I'll put a jihad on you too.

[M2]TEAM AMERICA, F YEAH![M2]
10-20-2011, 20:20
Irving

Here is the situation, you're at a bar and a guy starts yelling, "You're all going to die! I'm going to kill everyone in here!" While trying to get into the DJ booth. What do you do?
10-20-2011, 20:46
mcantar18c

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Originally Posted by Irving

Here is the situation, you're at a bar and a guy starts yelling, "You're all going to die! I'm going to kill everyone in here!" While trying to get into the DJ booth. What do you do?

Is the DJ a female and if so, is she good looking?
10-20-2011, 20:57
Irving

I forgot to add that it is a crowded bar. There is a company party on the west side toward the front, and a bachelorette party in the back by the coat rack and atm machine. The men's room has a long line while they try to unclog one of the toilets in the stall. The DJ is okay because he is playing some new stuff, but he also played some Prince earlier and even the Macharina, so you're still undecided on how much you like him. The bar does the thing where the girls walk up and down the bar and blow margarita into your mouth for a dollar, but they are pretty ugly.
10-20-2011, 23:00
kilovictor

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Originally Posted by Irving

Here is the situation, you're at a bar and a guy starts yelling, "You're all going to die! I'm going to kill everyone in here!" While trying to get into the DJ booth. What do you do?

AHAHAHAHAH![ROFL3]
10-21-2011, 03:31
mcantar18c

I go work my magic with the bachelorette party.
10-21-2011, 03:54
Mick-Boy

Seriously. If there's a bachelorette party at the bar I promise you that I won't care about the DJ.

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Originally Posted by kilovictor

You know, personally I'd just put a jihad back on him. And if you don't like it, I'll put a jihad on you too.

Make sure you yell "Surprise Cockfag" right before you attack too.
10-21-2011, 06:03
tmleadr03

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Originally Posted by mcantar18c

Ah but he did. The emergency call came from the cockpit while he was trying to break in... not sure if I read that in the linked article or elsewhere (I usually read a story from a few different sources before putting too much thought into it... the first article I read didn't even mention the "Allahu Akbar" part).
From what I've gathered, he tried to break into the cockpit and failed, then started acting erratically and yelling threats at passengers, and at some point locked himself in the bathroom.
I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't have acted on that.

What ever it takes I am going to see my kids and wife at the end of the day and I am going to do anything and everything to make sure that happens.

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