Just make sure there aren't any hippies on your property. I hear they like to call DOW when they see people harassing the local wildlife.
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Just make sure there aren't any hippies on your property. I hear they like to call DOW when they see people harassing the local wildlife.
Hippies...
Stinky, hairy, don't really look human. I'd say a case of mistaken identity would be justifiable.
"Sorry, officer. I didn't know they was people. The don't smell like people, they don't have hair like people, they don't even dress like people. I thought it was a Sasquatch. So you can see why I shot it."
I'm glad it was a fox after your chickens and not a ZOMBIE after your family.
I'd try to practice a little more with the weapon and ammo I had waiting by the door.