Originally Posted by
Mtn.man
Guy I know sent off for one of those lose weight ads in a magazine.
sent in his 19.95 and waited
After a few Weeks he heard a knock on the door opened it and there stood a naked girl with running shoes on and painted on her stomach said catch me and you can have me.
Well he ran and ran but never caught her. After a week he noticed he had lost a few #'s.
So he called and said he wanted the 2nd stage plan, and additional 39.95
Next day another knock on the door, this time 2 blondes same atire and same action.
He never caught them but contiued losing weight.
Finally looking good and feeling buff and fast he dailed up and ordered the Max Loss program for 129.95
Next day in anticipation he was al ready, pumped, streched, rearing to go. Knock on the door, he opened it and there stood a monster of a guy, buff, rippling with muscles, naked, written on his massive chest was I am Maxx if I catch you I can have you.