I would.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scanker19
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I would.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scanker19
How did you know she was crummy in bed?????[Coffee]Quote:
Originally Posted by Scanker19
I've seen some of her stuff before, she's not always dumb and is actually rather cool..
You guys wouldn't know what to do w/ her if she was eating crackers in your bed.. you'd have a fucking heart attack.. [Coffee]
Yeah I know exactly what I would do...Quote:
Originally Posted by Monky
Prepare for my wife to:
A). Stab me
B). Shoot me
C). Remove my testicles
Or
D). All of the above
I would have a heart attack. Do you know how annoying crumbs are? You have to use a little car broom, because if you use a big one it will get floor residue on the sheets. A vacuum is out of the question, it will just pull the sheet up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monky
Sex would be icky, I'm saving myself for marriage.
Is your hand aware of this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Scanker19
HAHAHA! Yes![ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by Monky
Just a little FYI- she's the most subscribed to person on YouTube as of 7/15/12. And wow, some of you have either been married too long, or have gawd awful taste in women. I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane! [Tooth]
Geez Uz, I tried, made it 49 secs, fuck! hahaha
Thats bullshit............I wash my Ball Sac!!
Yes but do you apply Gold Bond?[Tooth]Quote:
Originally Posted by waxthis