I really need a Romney yard sign

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Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

Considering I learned the phrase from a Drill Sargent that wore jump wings with a star over the canopy, at Ft. Jackson SC. in the late 70's,
I will take his version of it over that of a Georgia boy............ And a transplant Georgia boy at that.........[LOL]

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If you want to sound like a... Correction, If you want to continue sounding like a dumbass even after I gave you citation, so be it.

I never held out much hope for you anyway.

and I am in Georgia working for the DoD...

whats your excuse?

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Originally Posted by Sparky

and a Joe Coors one. I need to counter the guy down the street who rides a scooter with a Jesus was a liberal sticker on it. He has his obama and other crap out.

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Jesus was a Liberal he was seen many times hanging with the Easter Bunny at occupy Rome events.

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Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

Considering I learned the phrase from a Drill Sargent that wore jump wings with a star over the canopy, at Ft. Jackson SC. in the late 70's,
I will take his version of it over that of a Georgia boy............ And a transplant Georgia boy at that.........[LOL]

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You have your head in your 4th point of contact, LEG!

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Originally Posted by Byte Stryke

ferfoqsake...


if you cannot correctly say it and/or you do not know its origin please keep your ignorant hole shut.


fourth point of contact

While landing under a parachute canopy, the jumper's feet strike the ground first and, immediately, he throws himself sideways to distribute the landing shock sequentially along five points of body contact with the ground:
1) the balls of the feet
2) the side of the calf
3) the side of the thigh
4) the side of the hip, or buttocks
5) the side of the back (latissimus dorsi muscle)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute_landing_fall




You will now stand corrected.
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*Slams door on way out*

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I was a Leg, and even I know proper PLF...

Speaking of which, I have an airborne joke for you guys (sorry to derail, but it's great!):
A young man just graduated jump school at Fort Benning when his father came up to his son and asked how it was.
"It was good, but I had a bit of anxiety to jump at first."
"Really what happened?"
"Well, our first jump I was the first one in our stick to jump... I was so scared but the jump master whispered some words of encouragement to me."
"Really?" His dad replied. "What did he say?"
"Well, dad, he grabbed my shoulder strap, pulled me in close, and said 'if you don't jump out of this plane I'm going to fuck you in the ass.'"
"Wow, so did you jump?"
"A little at first." [ROFL1]