PLEASE HELP.. NEED BACKUP..

Tell them you slept with Hillary Clinton. They won't come near you. [ROFL1]




How could he sleep uhhh with?? [Puke]

Start masturbating frantically and with enthusiasim. When they ask you what you are doing tell them you are being a productive Democrat.




[Muaha]

So.......What happened?

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Originally Posted by T-Jet

CROP DUSTING ! I do that all the time in the airport ! Gas 'em out !

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Happened once accidentally in the holster aisle at Bass Pro. I felt so bad when I looked back at the one poor sap that got indiscriminately dusted, I felt compelled to waft back through the fog a second time to disperse it. [LOL]

did you survive?

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Originally Posted by GilpinGuy

Start proclaiming stuff like:

"Yeah 4 more years....I hope he'll actually grow a set this time and stop being a pussy!"

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When Muchelle lets him, she has his in the testicle lock box!

Head for the lavatory and when passing them, proclaim loudly, "Time to go take a Barrack and wipe my Obama."