I heard the DIMocrats are going to try and remove the debt ceiling. Oh . . . wait, they are trying to do that?
I heard the DIMocrats are going to try and remove the debt ceiling. Oh . . . wait, they are trying to do that?
They screwed up big!
New York banned all guns. Now the metro police have no choice but to run down criminals with their horses and trample them. Big publicity black eye coming there!
Obama talked about magazines, but forgot about banana clips, which -- let's face it -- are vastly superior and run like greased shit through a goose.
Feinstein is going to unlaw kids playing cops and robbers, and cowboys and indians. Holding bananas in a pistol fashion will result in 5 year jail terms.
I heard that Feinstein is finally going to admit she is a man.
Didnt Obama ban Buckyballs too because they were "dangerous"
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Originally Posted by ThunderSquirrel
No, the patch still goes on your coat, but all gun owners do get a tattoo on their forehead.Quote:
Originally Posted by StagLefty
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by PugnacAutMortem
Woe to you, oh earth and seaQuote:
Originally Posted by alan0269
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
Reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty
for the children !Quote:
Originally Posted by mahabali
What about Wally World... oh wait, never mind: "Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya."Quote:
Originally Posted by jim