Pee on your attacker!! Colorado College Advises Vomiting Or Urinating To Stop Rapists After Lawmaker

Speechless....[facepalm]

NOBODY EVER RAPED A .38

They actually think some of these things would work???

What To Do If You Are Attacked
These tips are designed to help you protect yourself on campus, in town, at your home, or while you travel. These are preventative tips and are designed to instruct you in crime prevention tactics.
1. Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.
2. Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead! It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away.
3. Kick off your shoes if you have time and can't run in them.
4. Don't take time to look back; just get away.
5. If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense.
6. Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.
7. Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.
8. Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!
9. Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm.
10. Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate."

I do most of these when I meet a new person. I'll show you at the 223 ammo pick-up.

"You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Full-Retard Zone!"
[facepalm]I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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Originally Posted by mountainjenny

They actually think some of these things would work???

What To Do If You Are Attacked
These tips are designed to help you protect yourself on campus, in town, at your home, or while you travel. These are preventative tips and are designed to instruct you in crime prevention tactics.
1. Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.
2. Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead! It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away.
3. Kick off your shoes if you have time and can't run in them.
4. Don't take time to look back; just get away.
5. If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense.
6. Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.
7. Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.
8. Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!
9. Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm.
10. Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate."

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OR...
11. Show him the business end of your legally carried handgun. Shoot if necessary.

Maybe it's just me, but I like the idea of my wife making her attacker sh*t his pants when she pulls a gun, instead of having her sh*t her own pants in an attempt to deter him...

i showed my wife this article. she couldnt believe what kind of moron would make this stuff up. She carries a gun all the time. She doesnt think she could throw up on command.

I am sad to admit that I graduated from UCCS. [facepalm]

The dropped their "10 helpful tips"