Now I don't want any trouble.
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Now I don't want any trouble.
If I was a squirrel, I'd bust a nut in your tree hole
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here
Never go full retard.
I'd also you but s#*t splatters.
time for some thrilling heroics.
Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfdpcrOgUp4
You look like I could use a drink.
Hey, now. I don't go to your mom's work and jump up and down on the end of the bed...
There's a time to think, and there's a time to act, and this is no time for thinking.
[panic]
Are you crazy? The fall'll probably kill ya ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IbStIb9XXw
"I'll be in my bunk".
You have the whitest teeth I've ever came across
Never say never.
I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
Damn girl you must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day long.
" Hey, Anybody got a chainsaw I can borrow" ?
I know its an old dead thread faux pas... but reading it made me smile.
So many people not around anymore.
Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it!
Get some stank on my hang low.
"Your crazy matches my crazy. Big time."
The Good Lord looks out for cripples and idiots, and you ain?t limping.
Let?s not turn this kidnapping into a murder!
He?s not the sharpest stick in the crayon box.
Can?t died in the poorhouse.
Pick up lines now that I?m married and have kids;
?Hey Babes, the kids are asleep?
?I?ll fold the laundry?
For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus.
1 Timothy 2:5
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
(Can someone repost that image please?)
Here are a few I have used occasionally:
If I were to agree with you, we'd both be wrong.
I didn't mean to push your buttons, I was just looking for mute.
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
I did not mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.