Philosophy is a walk on slippery rocks, religion is a smile on a dog...
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Philosophy is a walk on slippery rocks, religion is a smile on a dog...
I would like to make a pun about philosophy...
But I KANT
Silence is golden
Duct tape is silver
Parallel lines have so much in common & its a shame they'll never meet
It's dog-eat-dog out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear..........
- Norm from Cheers
Crap, now I got it stuck in my head.Quote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER
This post was worth suffering through this entire thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChickNorris
Though i'm standing here in sunshine.
I sit at home and watch the rain all day
The object of golf, is to play the least amount of golf.
"When you do good things, good things happen."
~ Carson Daley
"Oh Boy! Sleep! That's Where I'm a Viking" - Ralph Wiggum
All I know is I don't know.
I drank what?!
“Entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily”
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
Oscar Wilde
The spectacles of experience; through them you will see clearly a second time.
Henrik Ibsen
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
Winston Churchill
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Vision is the art of seeing the invisible.
Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before the defeat.
We are Devo
[Snip]
All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason.
Immanuel Kant
It ties the room together.
Lebowski
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity."
- Sigmund Freud
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
- William J. H. Boetcker
Everything to excess. Moderation is for monks.
-Heinlein
spilling the half possessed gains the whole emptiness.
Cavsct....1-31-19
If only politicians would follow this philosophy.Quote:
Originally Posted by BladesNBarrels
How much did you make? Send it in. - IRS
Embrace the suck.
- Bravo
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
― Barbara Bush
That's classic....Quote:
Originally Posted by Kowalski Lives
Fixed it for you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Duman
Interesting quotation:
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
- Helen Keller
Consider the author's famous conditions
A man is not judged by what he does for himself.
A man is judged by what he does for others.
*BPTactical….2/9/19*
Poker: it's so hard because it's so easy. [Coffee]