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Haha that made me laugh
Joke of the Day thread:
http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showth...highlight=joke
Well now I don't find it funny why did you not search for ajoke thread to begin with. Now I have been drug into this and I'm ubber pissed
^ lol
Gunner want a cracker?
:p
Multiple joke thread --> fixed
That's RexQuote:
Originally Posted by Irving
He's a parrotsaurus Rex
your jealous.it my girlfriends
And yes a chicken bisket please
I gotta ask... does it talk?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gunner
Not yet he is still a baby.
Only born in December and will live to be like 30. He does laugh in his sleep
Lol WTF does a parrot sound like when it laughs?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gunner
Honestly it kinda creepy ask scooterCO it is his daughters mayber he can explian it. It also kinda cute
When I see a bird of any kind my first though it "I wonder how it tastes" not "oh how cute" [ROFL1]
I have thought that too. But I cant tell her that. I'm trained..... well
Sure you can. Just make sure to strategically place your hands over your sensitive areas when doing so.
Haha. Real men are kind to animals... quoted off a PETA bumper sticker
Real men don't drive vehicles that sticker would look at home on.
Like a Honda?
Like anything foreign lol
Smart car. What a waste of a parking space
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip Of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency Room doctor asked her.
'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.
'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'
'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, & Then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants... I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'
'So then?' asked the doctor.
'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'
'So then?'
'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.'
^[ROFL1]
I'm pretty sure a Smart Car could fit in my truck bed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gunner
That joke was awesome!
I hate those cars
I know for a fact that if your remove the interior (seats, etc.) a whole Geo Metro will fit inside most super crew cab full size trucks out there. You will need to peel the roof off or a door pillar to get it in there though.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcantar18c
Pics or it didn't happen [Coffee]Quote:
Originally Posted by Colorado Osprey
A new monk takes a vow of silence. He's silent for five years, and then he goes to the head monk. The head monk congratulates him on his acheivement, and offers a chance to say two words.
The monk utters, "Bed hard."
Five more years pass. Finally the monk sees the head monk again.
He is allowed two more words after these ten years. "Food bad."
Five years later, the monk is allowed to speak after a total of
fifteen years. His words: "I quit."
The Abbot replies, "Good Riddance! You've done nothing but bitch since you got here!"
Now are females allowed to become monks? And if so, can I sign a few up for it without their consent?Quote:
Originally Posted by zip
Here's one I heard from some golfers:
What's the difference between a golfball and a g-spot?
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A man will spend more than three minutes searching for a golf ball
Two Coffees in Heaven!
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man
with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter;
Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the
clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama
climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes
into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you
Mohammed?' 'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet
again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with
a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am
Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain
his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an
even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a
silver white beard and once again repeats his question: 'Are you
Mohammed?' he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his
climbing. 'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you
look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'
Obama says, 'yes please!' As God looks behind him, he claps his
hands and yells out: 'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'
Keep your trust in God; your president is an idiot.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mcantar18c
I have a Smart Car hanging where my spare tire used to be.
There's a smart car in COS that has the license plate "ESC POD"
I've seen one with a bumper sticker that said "escape pod for a hummer"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gunner
hey, it could be fun
ETA: probably cheaper to buy a go kart tho.
Don't be hatin' on my Smart car, man...
I'm nuthin but smiles @ 44 mpg city. And chicks dig it, they're always asking about it. [Tooth]
In all reality, it has more than enough room for 2 adults and 2 weeks worth of groceries, and will go roughly 4 times as far on a gallon of gas as my F250...
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Originally Posted by TFOGGER
BUT...what would happen if it was hit by your F-250?
Would the money saved in gas pay for the medical bills? Just sayin'
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Originally Posted by TFOGGER
If I lived in a downtown highrise urban location like NYC I'd drive one.
(but I'd have a regular car for road trips. smartcars will always lose in a wreck with a truck.)
Yeah, when I drive it, I operate in the same way I do on a bike: Make sure that nobody CAN hit you, and assume that they're trying to. We've done quite a few in state road trips in it, and it does amazingly well. Plenty of comfort, and room for the 2 of us, 2 shitzus, and our crap for overnight stays. Anything longer than that, and we take the wife's Rodeo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elhuero
You certainly won't "win" in an accident with an F-250, however the Smart car is designed by Mercedes and has a very clever structure for impacts. It's crash ratings were better than you would expect for a car that small.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackford76
H.
Really? I remember watching a few crash test videos and it did slightly worse than average. Could be wrong though...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoosier
The crash test I saw, slamming the car into a concrete barrier at 70 mph, it held together really well.
The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat.
There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone defend me! Put this American in his place!"An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You hold the fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
[ROFL3]
That vid was awesome. I remember first seeing Smart cars in Sweden. They disburse the energy from a collision really well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving