Offering a homeless guy a couple hamburgers because his sign says he is starving, and he says no but do you have any money WTF
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Offering a homeless guy a couple hamburgers because his sign says he is starving, and he says no but do you have any money WTF
The phrase, "At the end of the day. . ."
As others have said, using "LOL" too much. Hell, using it ONCE is too much. If you don't understand my sarcasm, I don't give a damn.
In my line of work, people who publish work without proofreading it for spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors.
People who tell me what they think I want to hear.
Speling erors on intrente foroms.
mad mi luk twyce-I thot their waz sumthing wong wid dat [ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by Tweety Bird
A couple of phrases that drive me up the wall-
1- "Do you see what I'm saying"
A- No dumbass, I don't see what you are saying as sound waves are generally invisible so therefore your words are invisible. Maybe you think you are a cartoon character and have a text balloon attached to your mouth.
2-"Know what I mean" or "Ya know"
A- Generally speaking I don't know what you mean nor do I know. Hence asking a question. It is an interrogatory statement meant to elicit a response, frequently seeking information.
The fact that I can not read a txt message from my little sister (nearly 21) w/o asking someone to translate it into the English language. I never knew you could abbreviate an entire explanation into 10 3 letter words..
People that use the racist card on me. Can't I hate someones guts without being racist? I might like the rest of his family and want to bang his mom. But the son maybe a POS and should have been drown at birth.
I like this thread its about airing your beefs without punching someone. I feel a little better. I try to talk to my girl about it but she shuts me down because she don't want to hear it and thinks I should bottle it up like a girl and have a good cry about it later. Women?! If it wasn't for the pussy there would be a bounty on them.
Maybe it's because you're a grumpy, pasty white guy... [LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by DOC
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It seems more insincere to me like they heard a saying once and used it again like it was their own just trying to look smarter. They don't even know what it means to be racist. It can never be considered racist to hate one person. You would have to hate a whole race of people instead. Not a person that is personal.Quote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER
Global warming! And laws made because of it.
Emissions crap they put on cars.
Just hippy's in general.
This is why I'm in martial arts.. I get to punch people.. Great stress relief :)Quote:
Originally Posted by DOC
The Federal Gov no matter who is running it.
The saying Only two things are guaranteed death and taxes.
People that feel the need to speak thier foreign language at a restaurant, so loud I cant have a conversation with the people at my table. Calm down, quiet the tone, instead of jabbering at your kids dicipline them, speak english or shut up.
People who say "you's". I.E. "You's guys should come down this weekend" Fuck off
MY BIG ONE. Yes I am from Texas. I really dont need to hear every time, "Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers." I dont say to natives " Know what comes from Colorado tree huggers and cocksuckers?"
I think the next time I hear that, Im gonna bitch slap someone.
Im better now.
Today is the second day in a row that someone has dropped a deuce in the stall next to me, wiped, flushed, and walked straight the fuck out of the bathroom without washing their hands.
When I hold a door open for someone, and they walk on through, I ALWAYS say, "YOU'RE WELCOME!" if they don't even acknowledge me.
So far this thread seems like quite the hit. You guys are seriously whiny. Great job. :)
So what's the problem as long as you don't crap on your hands?Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
Jus kiddin[Tooth]
I've had cats and dogs but never a peeve-do they make good pets ? [ROFL1]
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Originally Posted by Irving
thats why i always hang on to my paper towels to open the door. if you push it I kick it open or use the paper towel. pull and I have to use a paper towel. then there better be a trash can near the door in the bathroom or that towel is going straight on the floor.
people who don't cover their mouth when they cough or sneeze.
people who leave their shopping cart in the parking lot. I take OCD extremely good care of my vehicles, especially my truck, and a random cart in a parking lot waiting for a wind storm pisses me off. I have on several occasions yelled at people to put their carts away when in the parking lot. only when I am leaving so they don't key my vehicle.
people who can't get there their and they're correct, or other general grammar skills. I grew up with teachers for parents so it is instilled in me.
people who have know idea there is a difference between affect and effect and how to use them correctly, especially when it is in the paper or an internet article.
people who drive with one foot on the gas and one on the brake, usually they are accelerating and their brake light is still on.
my next one: break vs. brake. really not a tough one...
2wd cars who think they are doing a good job in the left lane during snowy weather or icy roads. GTF out of my way before you go sideways and cause a pileup. I want to be in front of you when that happens.
all I got...for now[Muaha]
[ROFL3]Quote:
Originally Posted by StagLefty
good one!
Well, I suppose it's not that big of a deal. After all, I only work at a call center with a ton of people that sit at different desks every day.
You've called me on affect/effect before. At least they have a similar meaning.Quote:
Originally Posted by sniper7
You messed up the no/know by the way. I am pretty much required to point that out to you.
All the people who hate government workers, just because. Really? some do work their ass off for the public.
All the Felons that don't like being in the system? Wonder who's fault that is?
And a lot of the previous peeve posts.
+1..I have always thought that bathroom doors swing the wrong way. Don't make me grab a shitty handle on the way OUT after I just washed my hands...[Dunno]Quote:
Originally Posted by sniper7
People who won't shut the f*** up about how much better their home state/country was when they haven't lived there in years.
Move back.
People who use words and phrases like "touche" without having a CLUE how to use them or what they really mean. A little icing on the shit cake is even after you explain it to them several times, they still continue to use it incorrectly.
Use of the fictional word ir-regardless. No such damn word! It is "regardless." Seriously...how hard is some of this stuff?
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Originally Posted by Irving
son of a....yeah, you definitely got me on that one. horrible mis-type. [Rant1][Rant1][Rant1][Rant1][Rant1][Rant2][Rant2][Rant2][Rant2]
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Originally Posted by Graves
I have been seeing a massive influx in the cali plates lately. makes me sick.
and the people who try to use really big or irregular words that don't truly understand what they mean, hoping the people they are talking to don't have a clue either and think the speaker is smarter because of it. Obama is a perfect example...well his writers are I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Akyla
I used to use ir-regardless. Someone pointed it out to me once. That was all it took.
police officers not understanding that peeing on things with your dog to claim them as our own is a socially acceptable form of bonding
People who quote movies
People who are intollerant of other cultures
The Dutch
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Originally Posted by DFBrews
glad I'm not the only one!
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Originally Posted by foxtrot
How do you manage to leave the house without going postal every day?
he does side work for Fedex... conflict of interestQuote:
Originally Posted by BigDee
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Originally Posted by sniper7
This state is f*cked because of the Californicators.
I grew up in Califonia and my family relocated in the late 90's. They came here seeking a better life and would always talk about how great things are here and how much better things are than California.
It's been well over a decade now and I see what the influx of Californication has done. Everyone "wants" a better life; hence the reason they came here and yet everyone is now voting the same way they did when they were in California that resulted in California becoming the shit hole it was and the SUPER shithole it has become.
This leads back to my pet peeve of minority and entitlement programs. They are the downfall of not just California and Colorado but the downfall of mankind and civilized society.
10 points for DFBrews' funny!
right on !!![Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by DFBrews
One of many pet peeves is the excessive use and desire to use and have items with the word " tactical ". Really ? You mean to tell me that the fat ass that has not seen his own pecker in years , honestly needs anything tactical ?? Try this for tactical , run up a flight of stairs , climb a fence or do anything towards being in shape. And if you were so concerned about being tactical , start with reading about tactics . Maybe after you get a books under your belt you will realize that being truly tactical has nothing to do with a rail on your glock !!!!
1) Police for the most part. Yeah yeah I know there are some cool ones out there but I never run into them.
2) Car troubles
3) Entitled ethnic/religious/political groups or individuals
4) When I get on the light rail and it looks like a church. Everybody's head is bowed and they're engrossed in their phone with a fascination akin to that of a biblical scholar or scientist.
5) AND THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH!
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I searched for this thread to post a pet peeve, but completely forgot what it was. It peeves me when that happens.
I guess I can say that I hate waiting to hear about a job.
The prefix man.
Man-cave, man-law, man up, man-scaping. It makes you sound like a boarder line, uncomfortable with your sexuality, bud light drinking retard.
Bloody noses, you made me bleed my own blood.
Hot dog served on cold buns.
People who follow me around their fucking small store like I'm going to steal some shit, and pretend like they're not. Not all mexicans in hoodies steal, although most do.
Mexicans in hoodies who steal. See above.