When Chuck Norris works out, he has a small crew of Asian women who catch his sweat in little bottles and sell it on Ebay as a powerful aphrodesiac. And lubricant.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he has a small crew of Asian women who catch his sweat in little bottles and sell it on Ebay as a powerful aphrodesiac. And lubricant.
Somebody fer Chrissake either kill Chuck Norris or this thread...................................
OK, for any other "24" fans out there:
The Boogeyman may check his closet for Chuck Norris every night, but Chuck Norris checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once peed in the gas tank of a semi, just for fun. That semi is now known as Optimus Prime.
I've got pages of these, i can go on...
www.jackbauerfacts.com
Only Chuck Norris can end discussions about him.
If Chris Costa wanted this thread closed, it would be done. Chuck Norris is Chris Costa's bitch.
Chuck Norris cannot compete with this: [Muaha]
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris, The End.
Chuck Norris has to courtesy flush while taking a piss.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
When Chuck Norris blinks his eyelids break the sound barrier... when Chris Costa blinks an earthquake occurs.
Chuck Norris has never been patted on the back.
Chuck Norris was having relations with his lady friend when she tried to roll over so she cuould be on top. Chuck Norris roundhoused her and said, "Chuck Norris NEVER F*cks up".
Pregnant women should consult their doctors before being in the same room with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay attention - attention pays him.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick
Chuck Norris doesn't put his shirt collors up, his shirts get an erection when he put them on.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas"
Horses claim to be hung like Chuck Norris...
chuck norris does not swim , he lets the water surround him
Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.