The post whore thread.

Because youre a noob dude.

Good evening whores, what do you call a bunch of whores??



Whores of course!

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

:what::what::what:

It's Friday nite of holiday(Labor day no less) weekend.

Grab a fancy glass, pour 3 fingers of the good stuff, swat the the wife playfully on the behind and get your whore on.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

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[LOL]

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Originally Posted by TheBelly

My dog got a hold of three skittles. She's just chewing away.... Mrs. Belly can deal with a sugared up dog. It's worse than a kid.

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I've never heard of a dog with a sugar high...

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Originally Posted by TheBelly

On the first lap of the first race, some guy bumped my wife out of the way. I chased him down and wrecked him out.

Do. Not. F$&@. With. Mrs. Belly.

i will chase you down and wreck your shit.

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Haha, that would definitely be my reaction too!

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Originally Posted by stoner01

Because youre a noob dude.

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Says the married guy....

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Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

So... I played softball for a church up here in Brighton.... One of the girls on the team is GORGEOUS... Blonde hair, blue eyes... Just... DAMN...

Anyway, one of the girls I work with played for the team too... They became friends, the two girls...


Anyway, I've been telling the girl I work with about the other girl and how I'd like to ask her out and such...

Well, the girl I work with finally talked me into doing it...

Now, I'm sitting here, waiting for the pretty one to get back to me....


THIS sucks. I have no idea why it's fucking with me as much as it is... Palms are sweaty. Stomach is all FUBAR.... Nervous as hell.... This is why I never dated in school.

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Didn't shoot yourself in the foot by going after the superhot chick and ignoring that your coworker likes you, did ya? Then, by superceding your coworker, the hot chick got mad and then you lose both.

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Originally Posted by stoner01

Because youre a noob dude.

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oooooh, get out the ointment because you just got BURNED! [LOL]

Just kidding, I'm sure she's got stuff going on and hasn't had time to get back to ya. Just give it some time and keep your fellow whores updated!

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Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

Says the married guy....

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Obviously I did something that worked

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Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

I'm not rushing. That's not the deal. The deal is, why the hell is this making me do this?

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You're just not comfortable dating women.

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Originally Posted by jim

You're just not comfortable dating women.

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Agreed. I used to be the same way, and there's nothing wrong with it.

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Originally Posted by jim

You're just not comfortable dating women.

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Thats just low, funny as hell tho