The post whore thread.

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Originally Posted by GilpinGuy

I'm back to whoring. Thanks!

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Atta Boy!! Where's my bacon? [Coffee] Whore.

So a COAR ho walks into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says....(insert your punchline here)

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Originally Posted by GilpinGuy

So a COAR ho walks into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says....(insert your punchline here)

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Is that a Ma Deuce in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

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Originally Posted by GilpinGuy

So a COAR ho walks into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says....(insert your punchline here)

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Looks like the Colorado High cap mag law passed. That's a 10 round mag in your pants. And not the Manley 30 rounder. [panic]

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Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS

Looks like the Colorado High cap mag law passed. That's a 10 round mag in your pants. And not the Manley 30 rounder. [panic]

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That's it? Don't quit yer day job..


So a COAR ho walks into a massage joint

a naked therapist looks up and she says....(insert your punchline here)

...................Either your viagra wore off, OR the mag ban passed!

Either you're from CA............... OR.......................... that mag ban passed.

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Originally Posted by jim

That's it? Don't quit yer day job..


So a COAR ho walks into a massage joint

a naked therapist looks up and she says....(insert your punchline here)

...................Either your viagra wore off, OR the mag ban passed!

Either you're from CA............... OR.......................... that mag ban passed.

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But I want to quit my day job!! Please hire me as your bad pun joker! [Evil]

Whores!!

[QUOTE=GilpinGuy;998379]So a COAR ho walks into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says....(insert your punchline here)


No duck soup for you!

[QUOTE=GilpinGuy;998379]So a COAR ho walks into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says....(insert your punchline here)

My name is Rhonda Fields, have you seen my arrest record?

You guys are boring.

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Originally Posted by 02ducky

Whores!!

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Originally Posted by GilpinGuy

So a COAR ho walks into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says....(insert your punchline here)


No duck soup for you!

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Look who's talking. My Whore brother! You'll make a special Duck soup for them!! [Evil]

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Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS

But I want to quit my day job!! Please hire me as your bad pun joker! [Evil]

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Fax, E-m, or attach as a word document, your CV and drop off a urine sample with JM, we'll get back with you.

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Originally Posted by 02ducky

You guys are boring.

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Trying to stay awake reading some of these weak "jokes" Might as well send me your CV too. Looks like we might have an opening soon. The newest hire never showed up for work[facepalm]

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Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS

Look who's talking. My Whore brother! You'll make a special Duck soup for them!! [Evil]

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It's made with special sauce :)

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Originally Posted by jim

Fax, E-m, or attach as a word document, your CV and drop off a urine sample with JM, we'll get back with you.

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[ROFL2] I'll try to send my resume and a urine sample via fax to ya later but I'm not sure it'll work. JM's at work so I'll send him a urine text. [Coffee]

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Originally Posted by jim

Trying to stay awake reading some of these weak "jokes" Might as well send me your CV too. Looks like we might have an opening soon. The newest hire never showed up for work[facepalm]

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Sign me up, I hate my job anyways.

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Originally Posted by 02ducky

It's made with special sauce :)

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[shithitsfan] Uhhh I asked for hot Mustard.

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Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS

[shithitsfan] Uhhh I asked for hot Mustard.

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What you END UP with sour mayo?

BTW: jog over here and tell me if i'm imagining a board member [who shall remain nameless] actually believes the shit he post.
http://www.ar-15.co/threads/93027-LA...enator-Kefalas

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Originally Posted by jim

What you END UP with sour mayo?

BTW: jog over here and tell me if i'm imagining a board member [who shall remain nameless] actually believes the shit he post.
http://www.ar-15.co/threads/93027-LA...enator-Kefalas

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[ROFL2] [LOL] [NoEvil]

woohoo

time for whoring

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Originally Posted by fly boy

woohoo time for whoring

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Sorry man. Hittin da hay. Dis Whore gettin up at 5a.m. [Bang]

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Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS

Sorry man. Hittin da hay. Dis Whore gettin up at 5a.m. [Bang]

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HAHA,

I have to get up at 5:50 and will be up till about 10:30

Time for bed! I'm nice and sleepy from the vodka! :D

UGH...whatta day. Thank god tomorrow's Friday!

3 days of volleyball here at the convention center...Next three days should be crazy! Anyone else's daughter playing?

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Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS

Sorry man. Hittin da hay. Dis Whore gettin up at 5a.m. [Bang]

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5am is the norm here. Damn wife's alarm goes off at 4:30!

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Originally Posted by waxthis

5am is the norm here. Damn wife's alarm goes off at 4:30!

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Eeee. That's criminal, especially considering that it's Daylight Savings Time this Sunday.

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Originally Posted by TheGrey

Eeee. That's criminal, especially considering that it's Daylight Savings Time this Sunday.

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Oh shit, forgot about that. ...[facepalm]

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Originally Posted by fly boy

What if it was purses for the wife

Or jewlery

Or Car parts

Or Jeep parts

Or Homemade dessert

Or books

Or funiture

or...

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You could have gotten eight posts out of that.. Your whoring is tonight.

Up at 5 am tomorrow myself. I is having to run.

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Originally Posted by waxthis

5am is the norm here. Damn wife's alarm goes off at 4:30!

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AH an early "riser" My wife's alarm hasn't gone off in mmmmmmmmmm .






























































Then again they haven't found her body either.

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Originally Posted by waxthis

Oh shit, forgot about that. ...[facepalm]

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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

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Originally Posted by TheGrey

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

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No your not. Hit em hard hit em often........ Deguello................

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Originally Posted by jim

AH an early "riser" My wife's alarm hasn't gone off in mmmmmmmmmm .






























































Then again they haven't found her body either.

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Thanx for the tip.

So glad wax_job did not show up tonight. Needed a break from his avatar, damn thing is haunting me.

what is it? the avatar?

5:00 am is the norm for me as well, unless there is significant snow fall, then it incrementally increases depending on the severity of the snow amount. I don't like getting up at 3:00 am to go plow for the business, but I do it when it needs done.

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Originally Posted by bogie

what is it? the avatar?

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wax_job / waxthis, chick shit.

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Originally Posted by bogie

what is it? the avatar?

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Some fugly looking Neanderthal Michelle Obami looking thingy.....Gawd awfull.

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

5:00 am is the norm for me as well, unless there is significant snow fall, then it incrementally increases depending on the severity of the snow amount. I don't like getting up at 3:00 am to go plow for the business, but I do it when it needs done.

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Sleep? if i get 2-3 hrs a night it's a lot. been running since 3 this am.