Every once in a while I'll pick up some Coors Light just for old times sake. You know, to practice my beer pong skills.
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Every once in a while I'll pick up some Coors Light just for old times sake. You know, to practice my beer pong skills.
I was at pre-school.....got yelled at to get out of the tree I was climbing and said......................."shit"
It takes a while for all the soap to not be stuck in your teeth.
Nasty old bitch.....I'd like to have a word with her, if she's still alive.
Hey, what's wrong with Bud Light?
It's cold and refreshing, tastes alright to me, and I like the buzz just fine.
I got sent to the principals office once in elementary school.
A friend and I tried to turn the big slide into a snowball cannon.
We destroyed these girls' snowman, took his torso up to the top of the tube-slide, then force it down...
What we didn't know is that there were two kids playing inside the tube and we kinda crushed them with the snowman torso [LOL]
Who's locker should we fuck with?
To each their own I guess. Sometimes I wish I never developed a taste for microbrews because now all the traditional beers (Bud Light, Coors Light, etc) just taste like water and they all taste the same.
I think I got suspended in Jr. High more than any other kid there.
I've not shared the condom story?
That thick heavy beer feels more eating it than drinking it.
* opens large bottle of glitter and pours it on top of the fan blades in OBC's bedroom *