He just sacrifices Virgins. [Tooth]
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He just sacrifices Virgins. [Tooth]
Ya know, when they say if you become a martyr and you'll receive 77 virgins, it doesn't mention exactly WHAT those virgins are...! Virgin sheep, donkeys, dogs....?
What kind of virgins is Bellavite1 sacrificing?
Get it?!!!!!!!
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lol. We get it.
I just don't want it.
Sorry i wanted the bad joke of the day award, I always strive for excellence.
Be careful, I hear Ginsue keeps that award next to the banhammerQuote:
Originally Posted by Jordanls19
Not the hot ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by OneGuy67
Now that would be a waste[Coffee]!
I missed the funny in that one Ken.
I had to take a snapshot before they change the title.
Full story here:
http://www.9news.com/news/article.as...6816&catid=339
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Originally Posted by enthusiast
what a moron...
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Ha!
Hey, with a name like that, you know he grew up tough....
that just hurts your brain bone! [Bang]Quote:
Originally Posted by Byte Stryke
How hard are you running; really how hard?
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Reminds me of The Office episode with the marathon for Rabies [ROFL2][ROFL3]Quote:
Originally Posted by TDYRanger
[ROFL1] [PoPo]
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i bet the cop was really bummed when he found out he couldn't place his order...Quote:
Originally Posted by TDYRanger
[ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL][ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER
Uh oh, we are all goin to hell... bloggers... [ROFL1]
[ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL][ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER
Less talk, more lulz...
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[AR15] give me a maple bar godammit!! respect my authorityQuote:
Originally Posted by TDYRanger
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NICE!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBear
so I get a warning for making a Hockey Jesus joke and jokes that might be offensive to Christians, but its OK to make fun of other religions...
?? What was the Hockey Jesus joke? I must've missed it. I don't mind the religious jokes and I'm a Christian.... so PM me. HAHA.
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Originally Posted by Jordanls19
I don't get it... Dora in a bowl?.... I'm a loser.
Aww you're not a loser, you're a-Dora-bowl.
it took me a min get it.... at first I was like WTF...then I was like LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by SSChameleon
pm'edQuote:
Originally Posted by BigBear
that pic is funny
Just found new look for formal wear
http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1235406253.jpg
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Originally Posted by TDYRanger
If you have ever worn Real-Tree brand Camouflage formal wear to prom, you might be a redneck.
Somewhere, Larry the Cable-Guy is blushing.
IF!?!?!? sheeeooooot [Tooth]Quote:
Originally Posted by Byte Stryke
I gots me a realtree top hat
I don't know why that would be against the law and, if you caught a guy molesting an alligator could you really stop him? I mean let the man finish then try to give him the ticket and hope he doesn't molest you!!Quote:
Originally Posted by spyder
BTW of course this is a Florida statute... where the hell else is gonna have to even have that ruleQuote:
Originally Posted by TDYRanger