Sorry for the slacking kids. Works been kicking my ASS lately. Tired of dealing with dumb sh*ts all day. I come home and shut my self down. No phone, no computer. Uhhh [Bang]
OK got another beer now, I'm good. End of rant!
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Sorry for the slacking kids. Works been kicking my ASS lately. Tired of dealing with dumb sh*ts all day. I come home and shut my self down. No phone, no computer. Uhhh [Bang]
OK got another beer now, I'm good. End of rant!
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Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS
Drink 2 and call us in the morning
Thank you sir may I have another??!! [Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by jim
Sure but don't swallow the cap, this time. AND REMEMBER to put the SEAT UP after you pee!Quote:
Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS
chugged some box wine, and pounded back 2 16oz'rs...... tomorrow will be a coffee and asprin morning for sure!
Texas..... Just in time for the hot muggy season.Quote:
Originally Posted by fly boy
Sh*t no wonder I'm single. Fold the cap 1st and it passes much easier. [ROFL2]Quote:
Originally Posted by jim
You need to stop drinking at the Green Door.Quote:
Originally Posted by fly boy
Hell yeah!! Maybe I will see you down there. Trying for an instructor position in Wichita FallsQuote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
LOL, Don't judge me! How do you know about the Green door?Quote:
Originally Posted by jim
I'vei been hitting the GD on n off since 85. Lots of strippers falling off "the stage" walking out to chicks[hypothetically] turnin tricks off guys mc's, or showing new yoga positions, Closing it down etc. The beagles nest ones top that.Quote:
Originally Posted by fly boy
Check, Double Check, Serious Business, You Betcha.
Someone say strippers, when, where?[Ban1]
Green Door, April 5th!
Bring some quarters for the Juke box. [LOL]
holy 12 hours
I hear that place is a dump.
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Originally Posted by fly boy
Blah blah blah.....
Not to connoisseurs of cheap dives, non-existent rest rooms and watered down drinks. If your shoes don't get stuck to the floor when you walk , YOU'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE, OH.......Quote:
Originally Posted by USAFGopherMike
WHOA, we must be talking about the wrong place.......Quote:
Originally Posted by jim
Step up to the bar after paying the $2 cover charge... yes, $2.
order a rum n coke, or vodka and red bull - $5.... but put a $10 and tell them to keep the change.
Turn around, see some boobies, shudder, turn around
Ask bartender for another rum and coke, or vodka redbull - and add some liqour this time. pay $5, then drop $1 for tip.
turn around, see a midget, shudder, turn around
order the last round. tip, finish drink. wink at bartender
turn around, and see some boobies
RUN LIKE HELL to the cab, and take the taxi to the Den.
[LOL]
Where all the women at? Someone said something about strippers and I was going to give out a few tricks for some free lap dances ;)
Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".
Looking for a 225/50/15 snow tire replacement..... I can have a 215/50/15 or 215/55/15 replacement.
Stupid Can-Am Spyder and it's unique wheel size..... and drinking half a box of wine. I'mgoing to bed.
Go home fly boy, you're drunk!
Yay, I finally got the internets at my new crib!
Crib? that like sleeping on the couch.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoneyBadger
No. I have a new crib. I have lots of other new baby stuff too.
Kinky, role playing is supposed to be "healthy" for the relationship.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoneyBadger
Oh, we're well past role playing... Little HoneyBadger will be here any day now!
congrats!
Is it human?Quote:
Originally Posted by HoneyBadger
Thanks for the advice last night.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
"It" is my son, Michael.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
must be warming up in CO the whore are not here as often
it was a great day today! I got the bike out
I didn't want to assume. I might have been a velociraptor. Congrats! [Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by HoneyBadger
Pm inbound....Quote:
Originally Posted by fly boy
PM outboundQuote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
Same here but i had to crack the can of start to her, she is barn sowerQuote:
Originally Posted by fly boy
Thanks man! I might have been just as thrilled if he had been a velociraptor, but from the ultrasound, he didn't look much like a dinosaur.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
Man...WTF does this mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by spittoon
He used one of the worse things for ic engines, Ether . Especially if it's a FI system.Quote:
Originally Posted by GilpinGuy
So when I "jump start" my snow blower with a shot of ether, it's bad news?? Serioiusly, there's no way I can crank this beeotch without some ether when it's below about zero. I can pull until my arm falls off. One shot of ether and BOOOM and it'll run fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by jim
Once or 2x over all if necessary. Continued use destroys the motor. What weight oil you running? We keep ours in the garage, when needed if it doesn't go on pull #4 hit the start button.Quote:
Originally Posted by GilpinGuy