The post whore thread.

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03-29-2013, 08:33
brutal

Put on a primer kit. Most new blowers/mowers already have them.

My old crappy little 24" 5.5 HP Craftsman blower has one and starts with one or two pulls every time.
03-29-2013, 14:33
yankeefan98121

what's up whores!

been awhile
03-29-2013, 16:18
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by yankeefan98121

what's up whores!

been awhile

Not for us
03-29-2013, 16:42
TheBelly

My motorcycle battery is dead. Gotta get that taken care of.
03-29-2013, 18:19
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBelly

My motorcycle battery is dead. Gotta get that taken care of.

do it when you get to ft clitorialhood. Once in tejas you'll be putting more throttle time on. BTW: Them Okie june bugs like tx too AND they hurt something fierce when you're running over 40-50mph
03-29-2013, 18:35
TheBelly

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

do it when you get to ft clitorialhood. Once in tejas you'll be putting more throttle time on. BTW: Them Okie june bugs like tx too AND they hurt something fierce when you're running over 40-50mph

LoL
03-29-2013, 21:48
Ridge

I love screwing with the anti's...

http://puu.sh/2qu0t
03-29-2013, 22:22
yankeefan98121

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

Not for us

I'm a cunt though
03-29-2013, 22:41
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by yankeefan98121

I'm a cunt though

Take 2 and call us in the am
03-30-2013, 22:35
Monky

So I'm stuck in the 'taint for a couple weeks. Spyder's bitch ass isn't here.
03-30-2013, 22:51
zteknik

Now to catch up with da hos..
I leave for a bit and miss all the fun!!
03-30-2013, 23:24
wax_job

The post whore thread.

Mmm... dev'ld eggs tomorrow... And ham... I should just wear a shirt that says "stay back 20ft"
03-30-2013, 23:44
TheBelly

That happens if I eat onions.
03-31-2013, 00:25
USAFGopherMike

Onions and fried egg with taylor ham on a toasted rosemary bagel with garlic cream cheese.
03-31-2013, 08:28
wax_job

The post whore thread.

Now I'm starving... Coffee, Church, then gluttony.
03-31-2013, 08:33
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by wax_job

Now I'm starving... Coffee, Church, then gluttony.

juevos rancheros no queso, big old home made (where else) malted thick shake, BACON, BACON, ER stop on the way to friends dinner.
03-31-2013, 08:37
wax_job

The post whore thread.

[QUOTE=jim;1052945] BACON, BACON, ER /QUOTE]

Ha!
03-31-2013, 08:42
blacklabel

Re: The post whore thread.

I've already had stuffed freedom toast, ranch potatoes and bacon. Time to get ready for church and then destroy an Easter dinner after.
03-31-2013, 08:43
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by blacklabel

I've already had stuffed freedom toast, ranch potatoes and bacon. Time to get ready for church and then destroy an Easter dinner after.

YES i call and also when out order it the same way. You get some weird reactions, then again the ones who get it go "ha ha i have to remember that one"

lets do some range time when you have a few free
03-31-2013, 10:05
bogie

I just woke up to a dream about shopping in the wal mart down the street. I was staring at the ammo case which was about 3 times the typical case size in a store. Except there were curtains on the inside of the glass doors covering the contents. There was a sign on the door that said something about hardware was available in another part of the store. I peeked through the sides of the curtains and i saw what looked like ammo boxes. So then I looked around and there was Dionne Warwick working at the sporting goods register. I asked her if I could see inside the cases. She opened them up for me, I drew back the curtains, and they were completely full of ammo but mostly imaginary calibers or useless shit. One that sticks out in my mind was 7 mm Mauser Buffalo Bore hard cast. I remember thinking 'WTF.. who would use this shit'. All the ammo boxes looked like cereal boxes, but generic cereal like the old kroger cost-cutter stuff with the scissors. Some of the boxes were busted up so I rearranged them for Dionne. I finally found some that I wanted.. 10k round cases of 5.56 and 4k round cases of .22LR with no purchase limit. And the boxes were orange like the captain crunch peanut butter cereal. I filled up a shopping cart and hugged Dionne. Then I woke up to my dog loudly slurping water from her bowl.
03-31-2013, 10:08
TheBelly

Bogie, what is wrong with you?

happy Easter, if that's your persuasion. Happy Bunnie, if fertility is your thing.
03-31-2013, 10:49
bogie

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBelly

Bogie, what is wrong with you?

happy Easter, if that's your persuasion. Happy Bunnie, if fertility is your thing.

I don't know what's wrong with me but the dream was weird, in a good way. I'm waiting for dream interpretations.

Happy Easter
03-31-2013, 11:15
USAFGopherMike

Bogie, clearly your brain wants you to eat some cereal then go do some target practice.
03-31-2013, 11:21
TheBelly

I agree. Eat cereal, and deliver all your .22lr ammo to me.
03-31-2013, 11:46
bogie

Okay but why Dionne? Is it better that I don't know????
03-31-2013, 11:56
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogie

I just woke up to a dream about shopping in the wal mart down the street. I was staring at the ammo case which was about 3 times the typical case size in a store. Except there were curtains on the inside of the glass doors covering the contents. There was a sign on the door that said something about hardware was available in another part of the store. I peeked through the sides of the curtains and i saw what looked like ammo boxes. So then I looked around and there was Dionne Warwick working at the sporting goods register. I asked her if I could see inside the cases. She opened them up for me, I drew back the curtains, and they were completely full of ammo but mostly imaginary calibers or useless shit. One that sticks out in my mind was 7 mm Mauser Buffalo Bore hard cast. I remember thinking 'WTF.. who would use this shit'. All the ammo boxes looked like cereal boxes, but generic cereal like the old kroger cost-cutter stuff with the scissors. Some of the boxes were busted up so I rearranged them for Dionne. I finally found some that I wanted.. 10k round cases of 5.56 and 4k round cases of .22LR with no purchase limit. And the boxes were orange like the captain crunch peanut butter cereal. I filled up a shopping cart and hugged Dionne. Then I woke up to my dog loudly slurping water from her bowl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4p2JwZuiCA
03-31-2013, 17:02
Ridge

About 20 minutes ago, saw Marine One leave Buckley and fly southwest.
03-31-2013, 17:46
blacklabel

Re: The post whore thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

lets do some range time when you have a few free

Sounds good to me.
03-31-2013, 23:58
Great-Kazoo

> < This close to April FOOLS
04-01-2013, 00:04
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by jim

> < This close to April FOOLS

Now it's this much past ><
04-01-2013, 04:12
Ridge

War Thunder is a world war two air combat game. They made a special mod for today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSdPx8Nu-U
04-01-2013, 22:22
OtterbatHellcat

I could use an experienced whore right now. Not a post whore.....you know what I really mean.
04-01-2013, 22:26
OtterbatHellcat

One who is willing to go the extra mile, and do the things that an energetic man is interested in doing.

Like playing naked twister with penetration.... or, hanging upside down from the banister in a french maids outfit, in a two person bungy chord set up. You know.....gettin' real about it.

:D
04-01-2013, 22:32
02ducky

[werdo]Looks like another account got hacked...
04-01-2013, 23:21
patrick0685

who wouldnt want that?
04-01-2013, 23:25
USAFGopherMike

Quote:

Originally Posted by patrick0685

who wouldnt want that?

^ This.
04-01-2013, 23:35
Dingo

I just had some very un-"married-people" sex with my wife. Like "sex-with-a-preachers-daughter-just-looking-to-piss-her-parents-off" type sex. Life is good.

That is all. Resume the ho train. [Coffee]
04-01-2013, 23:46
GilpinGuy

Ho train resumed. No "preachers daughter" sex tonight, so I'm ho'in.
04-02-2013, 05:40
waxthis

All I can say is Atlanta's airport is a shit hole, and Delta needs some new planes... Good god!
04-02-2013, 07:11
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by waxthis

All I can say is Atlanta's airport is a shit hole, and Delta needs some new planes... Good god!

Try Will Rogers INTERNATIONAL in OKC
First time i was there, the rest rooms were down the hall, AND OUTSIDE to the latrines!