Funny pictures

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Originally Posted by Ridge

Behold the DOOMBA

http://i.imgur.com/AHMxhl.jpg

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As usual, the JRT looks like it wants to kick that thing's ass.

Yesterday i was cutting down a couple of dead trees on my property, and my 7 month old Shepherd pup decided he wanted to attack the chainsaw. I had to lock him up before he hurt himself.

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Originally Posted by Rucker61

I wonder how he got caught?

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Everyone is amazed to hear that anyone could possibly consume 12,000 calories each day, but Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps’ diet includes lots of food when he is training. Phelps trains six days a week and exercises five hours a day, so he is using up the calories that he consumes. He revealed his typical daily diet during an interview that amazed everyone to hear that his breakfast alone includes three fried egg sandwiches with a lot of cheese, lettuce, tomato, fried onions, and mayonnaise. That is only the beginning though. He also drinks two cups of coffee, and eats a five egg omelet, one bowl of grits, which are a maize porridge, three slices of French toast with powdered sugar, and three chocolate chip pancakes.
http://www.michaelphelps.net/files/2...9323037497.jpgMost people eat that much in two days, but Michael Phelps’ diet must give him the energy he needs. For lunch, he then has one pound of pasta with tomato sauce, two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayonnaise on white bread, plus energy drinks that equal around 1,000 calories. Dinner includes another pound of pasta with sauce, a whole pizza of six or eight slices, and more energy drinks. Even cyclists in the Tour de France only consume around 8,000 to 10,000 calories per day when they are competing"

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Jesus....how does his body get a chance to digest all of that?

he must shit like a race horse

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...08889792_n.jpg
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

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Originally Posted by Ridge

Oh, my bad. Can't keep track of all the nicknames for drugs...

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After watching your video, I was linked to this:

I remember reading a news story about the crazy diet of competition swimmers last year and they were saying that a bunch of calories are burned simply by the body heat loss while in the water. This totally makes sense if you think about it. If you are training daily and in the pool most of the day your body is continually battling the lost of heat due to being in water that is colder than your body temp. Not to mention that swimming aggressively is a pretty hard core full body work out.

If your body is burning that many calories training I don't think their poo would be any bigger/more than a normal persons diet. It actually wouldn't surprise me if they actually pooed less than the average person. You poo the extra food that your body can't use or can't digest.

The only thing I wonder is why they don't have eating competitions held side by side with swimming competitions. Phelps could probably pull in a few more Gold medals if they had an eating contest.

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Originally Posted by JoeT

he must shit like a race horse

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I was trying to be nice, but I bet when people see him heading for the pool ladder they get the hell out of his way.....

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Originally Posted by Fentonite

Find a bible and look it up... Awesome!

http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/z...e/7fbe4edc.jpg

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Dam you Fentonite.
Encase you needed to look it up like I did:
"Psalms 109:8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office."

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Originally Posted by Ridge

I'll be glad when the week after the election comes so everyone can shut the hell up about politics.

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Hmm, then we can spend more time planning for economic meltdown.