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04-15-2013, 22:32
TheBelly

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogie

So.. have you started?

Started? I just got back!!
04-15-2013, 22:36
bogie

Oh where have I been..
04-16-2013, 08:33
Dingo

Just sprinted 30 min on the treadmill... gotta keep my trim figure if I'm to be ho-ing in the summertime.
04-16-2013, 08:38
Dingo

Now I'm going to ruin it with a breakfast of leftover pizza...
04-16-2013, 08:38
Dingo

Ho-ing it up toward # 800......
04-16-2013, 08:57
William

If hooking up one rag-head terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camel-shagger to save just one soldier’s life, then I have only three things to say; Red is positive, Black is negative and make sure his nuts are wet.
04-16-2013, 09:01
Dingo

ROFLMAO.... I love it. Almost choked on my coffee.
04-16-2013, 09:32
zteknik

Quote:

Originally Posted by William

If hooking up one rag-head terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camel-shagger to save just one soldier’s life, then I have only three things to say; Red is positive, Black is negative and make sure his nuts are wet.

Huhah!![Beer]
04-16-2013, 10:46
Great-Kazoo

SNO Ho's represent.
04-16-2013, 12:29
zteknik

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

SNO Ho's represent.

No snow down here,just been windy as heck..
04-16-2013, 13:58
GilpinGuy

I should be digging out. Just ho'in instead.
04-16-2013, 14:13
TheBelly

Bored. My stuff gets delivered tomorrow.
04-16-2013, 15:37
USAFGopherMike

I've been underground without fresh air or daylight for 51.5 hours now... Might get a chance to go topside and get a shower in a few hours.... I hope.
04-17-2013, 07:10
waxthis

Quote:

Originally Posted by USAFGopherMike

I've been underground without fresh air or daylight for 51.5 hours now... Might get a chance to go topside and get a shower in a few hours.... I hope.

Just dont push that Mushroom switch..
04-17-2013, 07:10
waxthis

F this weather....ANYTHING below 75 is way to cold.
04-17-2013, 07:11
waxthis

Whore on.
04-17-2013, 07:42
UncleDave

Ho'in in the mornin....
04-17-2013, 08:17
Dingo

Post # 800, beeyotch........
04-17-2013, 08:33
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by waxthis

F this weather....ANYTHING below 75 is way to cold.

Yes, but it's a Dry Cold.
04-17-2013, 08:36
Goodburbon

Snowing its ass off here.

I have a new bike i'd like to ride...

guess ill sit inside and pass a kidney stone instead.
04-17-2013, 18:22
zteknik

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

Yes, but it's a Dry Cold.

Yea yea,just like the dry heaves...[Puke]
04-17-2013, 18:30
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by zteknik

Yea yea,just like the dry heaves...[Puke]

as much as it hurts once it's over your golden. Unless you crapped your pants thinking it was a fart. cant' have both sides in the shitter at once, can ya laddie.
04-17-2013, 18:42
zteknik

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

as much as it hurts once it's over your golden. Unless you crapped your pants thinking it was a fart. cant' have both sides in the shitter at once, can ya laddie.

No truer words of wisdom have been spoken...[Coffee]
04-17-2013, 18:45
UncleDave

Trash can on your lap, sitting on the crapper. That's how the pros do it!
04-17-2013, 19:43
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleDave

Trash can on your lap, sitting on the crapper. That's how the pros do it!

Light weight. Lean you head ove the sink or shower, which ever is closer. Then listen to the ol lady bitch about the mess you made cause you missed BOTH beats nursing a hang over
Then again the ladies ain't no saint when it comes to tossing their cookies all over either, are they?
04-17-2013, 20:30
UncleDave

My throne is in it's own little room, so that's not feasible.
04-17-2013, 20:32
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleDave

My throne is in it's own little room, so that's not feasible.

The King of Nothing. There's always the hallway.
04-18-2013, 05:40
waxthis

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

Light weight. Lean you head ove the sink or shower, which ever is closer. Then listen to the ol lady bitch about the mess you made cause you missed BOTH beats nursing a hang over
Then again the ladies ain't no saint when it comes to tossing their cookies all over either, are they?

No, no there not. Can you say Margarita up-chuck in a suitcase full of clothes?
04-18-2013, 06:54
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by waxthis

No, no there not. Can you say Margarita up-chuck in a suitcase full of clothes?

Started drinking right after work years ago, we hit the bar back east 1 picture of alabama something or others and 1 picture of kamikaze's. 1 red, 1 green. 1hr later i walk outside (fresh air is BAD) and proceed to flash this psychedelic florescent greenish color liquid all over someone's white caddy. Took 2 days for that recovery. I have a freshly shucked clams and tequila one that doesn't fair much better. Good thing the 77 dog van had rubber floor mats :(
04-18-2013, 07:11
waxthis

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

Started drinking right after work years ago, we hit the bar back east 1 picture of alabama something or others and 1 picture of kamikaze's. 1 red, 1 green. 1hr later i walk outside (fresh air is BAD) and proceed to flash this psychedelic florescent greenish color liquid all over someone's white caddy. Took 2 days for that recovery. I have a freshly shucked clams and tequila one that doesn't fair much better. Good thing the 77 dog van had rubber floor mats :(

LOL...Something tells me that caddy had a new tint to it. Stomach acid is a biatch!
04-18-2013, 15:35
zteknik

Waiting for the clock to tick down to the end of the work day..
Gotta get my ho on!![Coffee]
04-18-2013, 16:55
Ridge

Only thing left to pack is my computer...
04-18-2013, 17:15
GilpinGuy

First ho post of the day. I'm one slackin ho.
04-18-2013, 17:44
GilpinGuy

I ain't the only slacking ho apparently.
04-18-2013, 18:49
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by waxthis

LOL...Something tells me that caddy had a new tint to it. Stomach acid is a biatch!

So's waking up in bed naked and the only people you see are your friend and his wife, starring at you. With no clue where your wife wandered off to.

Those were the days my friends
We'd thought they'd never end

Oh Yes Those were the days.
04-18-2013, 19:39
bogie

My wife just rescued a parakeet from my roof.
04-18-2013, 19:42
zteknik

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogie

My wife just rescued a parakeet from my roof.

He's probably one chilled bird-if you need anything let me know,my wife is sorta an expert on them,after all she has 11 of them and 2 cockatiels.
And I have a good set of hearing pro and drop cloths...[Coffee]
04-18-2013, 19:43
zteknik

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

So's waking up in bed naked and the only people you see are your friend and his wife, starring at you. With no clue where your wife wandered off to.

Those were the days my friends
We'd thought they'd never end

Oh Yes Those were the days.

Yup those are the days I dont miss,all I miss is all the money I wasted and where the hell I left my car!![facepalm]
04-18-2013, 19:44
bogie

Quote:

Originally Posted by zteknik

He's probably one chilled bird-if you need anything let me know,my wife is sorta an expert on them,after all she has 11 of them and 2 cockatiels.
And I have a good set of hearing pro and drop cloths...[Coffee]

Thanks! He did look really cold. His beak was nuzzled back between his wings and he was roosting in the full sun. But he flew right down to her and landed on her hand.

Within 10 minutes of being inside he started chirping away. The dog wasn't too fond of him though.
04-18-2013, 19:45
bogie

She just called the Boulder animal shelter and they said they would be able to match his tag. She took him there for the night so the dog won't be crapping bird nuggets in the morning.