This will not look as good coming out.
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Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz up.
Outsiders looking at this thread would think we are some warped mo-fos. Of course we are, so, forget it.
I just installed an NG tube on a patient at work, and he had a SEIZURE. That's definitely a new one on me. Couldn't seem to make up his mind whether he was going to puke, palsy, or pass out, so he made the only logical choice and did all three somewhat simultaneously. Awesome.
I'm going to drink until the sleeping meds kick in now....
Think I'll just hang out in the PWT today until slumber claims me. It's too contentious out there today with all the bickering and name-calling.
"100% of people use made up statistics 75% of the time, and anybody who disagrees with me is either an A: idiot, B: liberal, or C: sheep."
Ad hominem.
Gesundheit!
Well, for earth day I put off mowing the lawn for one week. Time is up but too early to mow now, maybe after lunch I will fire up the mower. Haven't used it since last September so I will need to go get some fresh gas for it. Woohoo, a trip to town!!
Haven't had the pleasure of receiving one yet - although I told the wife that when she graduates nsg school in Sept, she can practice ONE TIME on me. I used to let my classmates practice IV's and vacutainer draws on me, so I'd know what it felt like for future reference. May as well try out an NGT tube, just for the experience.
Hey fellas! Been a while! New baby and house are keeping me busy!
Wow... nobody's around eh? Well then I guess I'll go find something useful to do... [Abused]
.... After I post just one more time ;)
...And maybe just one more because I've been slacking lately. [Coffee]
Gotta make up for it somehow, right?
New page?
Sad day when our president is more of a celebrity than a leader... [pileoshit]
Just in case you haven't seen my autobiography lately:
Holy eff I've been lazy today.
Okay, 10 posts. I'm out. Peace![AR15]
well.. got stuff to do. adios!
nope and wont happen now
I'm on call tonight... SUCKS. I get time and a half if I get called in, but it's not very relaxing sitting by a phone, dreading the hour drive. Praying I make it thru with no calls... :-)
Time for a brewski..
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Rub it in...
Forums sure are quiet tonight...
Chirp chirp.
yea...they get that way when the weather starts warming up
i gotta catch DSB again