Finally! A Bear Attack Thread!

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Originally Posted by Zombie Steve

What caliber you suppose your teeth are?

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...61547443-8.jpg


I've seen this bear in Jackson Hole... no joke.

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Holy crap! This man doesn't even need a man card. I hope he lived the rest of his life carrying one of the bear's teeth or claws on a necklace to show off.

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Originally Posted by Zombie Steve

You know guys... I started this thread with the honest intent of getting in a good old fashioned caliber tard war and ain't none of you taking the bait.


10mm sucks. [Muaha]

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I'll bite!! 338 WinMag for the win!!


And just in case that we were talking handguns...I feel safe with a 44Mag.

SR

I'm surprised no one else has pointed out that soon after the police arrived, they shot the BLACK bear.

I demand justice for this bear of color!

Sorry, I just thought these were better than the obvious take out Indian food jokes.

It happened back in September, so I hope it isn't too soon. [Coffee]

Oh, I forgot!!

There is a saying in Alaska - If you carry anything smaller than a 44 Mag, you'd better file off the front post...So when the bear grabs it from you and sticks it up your ass, it won't hurt that much!!

As cstone likes to say,
Stay safe!!

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Originally Posted by cstone

I'm surprised no one else has pointed out that soon after the police arrived, they shot the BLACK bear.

I demand justice for this bear of color!

Sorry, I just thought these were better than the obvious take out Indian food jokes.

It happened back in September, so I hope it isn't too soon. [Coffee]

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You're opening up a new can of worms!! Now the black panthers, jesse jackson, al sharpton, eric holeder, and their racist cronies are gonna say that the "White Men" are targeting the black bears because they're black, and therefore try to ban the hunting of black bears.

Is this turning into a thing about bears of color, now I know why polar bears don't get any love. I didn't know black panthers even liked bears of any color, let alone defend them.

Darwin award for sure.

So one of the other youtube videos after the bear fight one is this one. My wife is TERRIFIED of bears. She said she wouldn't do this, even for $50. Preposterous! I'd do it for free! Who's with me?

1:26 Brodie is giving Gene Simmons a run for his money.

You fellas brought up something I haven't considered. So it's a foregone conclusion that if a black black bear is attacking me, I can't shoot it (clearly, that would be racist). What if it's a cinnamon black bear attacking me? Can I shoot it with my .44 mag awesomeness of the gods? Would the media hang me out to dry for being a speciesist?