Ya got all the intelligence of a small soap dish.
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Ya got all the intelligence of a small soap dish.
It only seems kinky the first time.
Nice shoes, wana fuck?
Funny enough, the only time I used that, it worked. Only used it once, didn't want to tarnish my perfect record with using it.
Who's in charge here ?
I love RoboCop!Quote:
Originally Posted by roberth
Two of my favorite ones are:
When someone I don't really like finally leaves, "Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya."
In retort to a stupid person's comment: "Somewhere there is a tree working really hard to produce oxygen so you can breathe... I think you should go apologize to it."
In the spirit of the holidays...
"Are those your Christmas decorations, or did Walmart throw up on your front yard?"
Do it for the Children.
It's al fun and games until somebody loses a pancreas...
" You want to pick up a 6-pack & fuck; or don't you drink? "