Remember - it is a far better thing to have lobsters on your piano than to have crabs on your organ.
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Remember - it is a far better thing to have lobsters on your piano than to have crabs on your organ.
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Originally Posted by LongArmoftheLaw
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Originally Posted by bellavite1
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this one has gotten a few people at work. One was headline news for a while. Didn't end well.Quote:
Originally Posted by foxtrot
Every garage should have a flexible desk lamp, WITH an LED bulb installed. Like so:
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/yA...=w1689-h950-no
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/XE...=w1689-h950-no
I get cross-eyed just thinking of the number of times I've knocked this lamp over, or slid it under the car, or kicked it over, etc. For example, when it let go of the windshield wiper in the second photo and hit the floor, the bulb was fine; just as it was the hundreds of other times it's fallen over. Doesn't sound like a big deal, but it's so nice to have durable lighting in the garage.
I just spit water out my nose on this one thanks... Somebody give him a work light please lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Irving
Oh, I was being serious. The bendy lamp is great for positioning in tight spots and the LED has great light quality without being hot. I can place light where I need without blinding myself or cooking myself at the same time. I'm had work lights before and they get broken.
Not bad Irving glue a fatty magnet to the bottom so you can stick to various things for even better positioning.
best way to peel a bunch of garlic at once is put the cloves in a Tupperware container close the lid and shake them as hard as you can.
Funny you mention magnets. This lamp doubles as my sewing lamp and it usually has magnets up and down the shaft holding various stitching tools up out of the way.Quote:
Originally Posted by DFBrews
I've confirmed that Martha Stewart method of peeling garlic many times and it works very well.