@Ranger, a Cop had to throw away his uniform.
The guy has died. I saw an update a little while ago.
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@Ranger, a Cop had to throw away his uniform.
The guy has died. I saw an update a little while ago.
I didn't read the article, but I'm pretty sure that you have to have some sort of mental disability in order to let something like this happen.
Yeah, I know I'm a fatass too, but Jeezus, growing into the furniture? How the fuck can a person grow into the furniture? Fusing with the fabric? How the hell can that even happen.....
Pressure from him sitting forces the fibers of the chair into his legs and ass. After a while, the skin starts to grow over them and heal the area that has pressure over it. Then it just keeps repeating over and over like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by rondog
You know when you sleep and you get sheet marks? Well your body will eventually try to heal over those and it will grow skin, fusing them into your body.
just insane people let themselves get to that point. I understand some people have issues, but not leaving a chair for 2 years...WTF
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Originally Posted by Byte Stryke
That is NOT your fault. It is also not McDonalds fault either. Clearly your problem is the result of a disease called gravity. If it were not for Newton and his BS law you would still be in great shape.
My suggestion would be to call the Strong Arm. Frank Azaar will find any living no matter how distant relatives of Sir Newton and make them pay for the damage he has done to you (and me as well). It is time we put a stop this dirty disease called gravity and make those responisble pay for all of the pain and suffering they have caused. I have heard stories of men who have not seen their own genitalia in decades due to gravity.
If it were not for the bogus law of gravity the man mentioned in this thread may have been able to free himself of the chair that imprisoned him. Gravity held him back from getting up and it rendered his girlfriend usless.
GRAVITY MUST STOP NOW.
GRAVITY [M2]
I think BigDee is on to something here but I think we need "Constitutional Gravity" for the pro choice obese [ROFL1]
Ok... no-one is going to say it?
"That must be one comfy a*s chair!"
Actually there was a secret side bet.Quote:
Originally Posted by funkfool
The First one to mention that it must have been a very comfortable chair has to wash fat-boys ass for a month.
[Puke]
I may be wrong in this.. However, I'm pretty sure we would never take the case :) There is just no way to prove that Sir Newton profited from his theory. You are just SOL Byte :)Quote:
Originally Posted by BigDee
You can start coming to the gym w/ me though.