Chuck Norris doesn't wear a tanktop, he wears a whole tank.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a tanktop, he wears a whole tank.
Barry Bonds didn't inject steroids. He injected Chuck Norris' sweat.
Chuck Norris was once pulled over.....he proceeded to arrest the police officer.
When Chuck Norris adds you as a friend on Facebook, there is no ignore button.
Chuck Norris once had a fight with Justin Beiber. The loser couldn't go through puberty.
Chuck Norris tells women "My eyes are up here."
Chuck Norris got drunk once, and as a joke, pissed in the fuel tank of a Kenworth. That truck is now called Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice.
Chuck Norris can un-scramble an egg.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.