Cursing as the primary language

Go fuck yourself DD. It's the oilfield. [ROFL1]

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

Funny story on swearing:
I too can have the tongue of a sailor. When my first was born my wife swore up and down that the first time he cussed I would be the one to eat the soap.
We are driving to of all places my mom and dads for Thanksgiving. Little one is in the back seat, he is about 18 months and quite as a church mouse, we thought he was asleep. The Mrs and I are talking about something and the wife says "Fuck it".
We continue driving and about 15 minutes later we hear this little falsetto voice in sing song fashion from the back seat "Fuuuuckit, fuuuuckit, fuuuuckit fuuuuckit".
I had to pull over I was laughing so hard I was almost crying and couldnt see. I looked at the wife and asked her "who is eating the soap when we get to my parents?"
Then we had to explain to Grandma and Grandpa "If you happen to hear...."

Outta the mouth of babes...

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Hysterical! You know, around my gf's 3.5 y/o I don't swear at all. For some reason she still likes to yell "fuckit, fuckit, fuckit" and giggle nonstop. I know who that came from, and it wasn't fucking me.

Oh yeah, fuck you DD.

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Originally Posted by Drilldov2.0

Hysterical! You know, around my gf's 3.5 y/o I don't swear at all. For some reason she still likes to yell "fuckit, fuckit, fuckit" and giggle nonstop. I know who that came from, and it wasn't fucking me.

Oh yeah, fuck you DD.

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Fuck you too right back at ya DILDO you wanna be roughneck [ROFL1][Beer]

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Originally Posted by DD977GM2

Fuck you too right back at ya DILDO you wanna be roughneck [ROFL1][Beer]

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Back to the poker table so I can rape you again fuckits!

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Originally Posted by Limited GM

I thought it was caused by CO drivers?

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Shyiiit, enter Liberalfornia.

I grew up in the mid-Atlantic and grandmothers sitting around sipping tea use the F word 2-3 times in every sentence.

My wife and I actually get embarrassed when we have visitors from there and we go out to restaurants here the every day language is so bad.

I consider myself pretty fucking intelligent... and not just book smarts- well fucking rounded smart.
I blame the Army for increasing my swear jar's capacity.
I learned so many new words aside from all the acronyms:
Fuck-tard
Fuck-nugget
Fuck-stick
Fuck-balls
Fuck-wad
Fuck-for-brains
Hoo-fucking-ahh
Ok so not all of those words I learned in the army, they just reinforced the many uses and situations.
I don't judge based on what words people say, but what point or subject they're knowledgeable in talking about.

I was just noticing the other day that I drop too many F'n F bombs. I made a decision to lower that amount. Still F'n working on it, but my language should get better with F'n time.

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Ehhh, ya buncha amateurs...my wife can out-cuss alla ya's! I know, she practices on me every night.....calls me everything but a white man.