Sheeit.... my man card carries ME around to boost it's rep.
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Sheeit.... my man card carries ME around to boost it's rep.
My massive neck scar had an itch today.
Chicks dig scars right?
Rebuilt a Tahoe engine. Welded steel window well covers to protect my child. I pull hundreds of thousands of pounds off the ground several days a week and set it smoothly back down hours later.
I finished off another remodeled room in my home. Just put the finishing touches on a suite for my three little girls.
After we built the new shop we turned the existing 3 car tuck under garage into a suite for the girls, they have a 650 sf suite consisting of bedroom a 9x13 walk in closet and a 3/4 bath to share.
Ate boogers out of a dead mans noise and asked for seconds.
Had relations with 154 woman in one single night leaving them ruined from all other men because they know no one else could satisfy them like I did.
Drank a keg by myself.
Lifted a overturned semi to free it's driver and pulled him to safety right before it exploded.
Parachuted into Iran and took care of that pesky nuclear development problem.
Sailed the 7 seas waged war on all pirates and won.
Stood on the sun to get a accurate temperature reading.
Slapped around the O and made him apologize for being a moron and trying to ruin my country.
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I went to IKEA Sunday with the woman. 4.5 hours later we left drove home and I put everything together...
Didn't need my welder, cutting torch, or grinder and i didn't have any leftover hardware.....