Don't make me get my crotchless bunny suit out.
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Don't make me get my crotchless bunny suit out.
I'll never get into a hot air balloon.
I'll never get into a single engine Piper style of plane either.
I heard the state of Missouri really has their shit together regarding illegal immigrants, and no illegal receives any government assistance...no tax payer money for anything, and their amended official state language is English.
Kudos to Missouri.
My instructor won't be happy with my lack of practice time this week. I'm not happy with it either.
A smart ass might say.... "why aren't you practicing now, instead of jerking off on the internet?"
Because I know I have to head outside and start all that other shit that has to be done today....no point in trying to sit down and get into playing unless I have a few hours to do just that. The time gods are not being my buddy this week.
I'm sure all of you have ALL the time in the world to do what you want to do,,,right?
*dodges rotten produce and a few bricks*
This is a nice run for a Sunday morning so far.
*slams door, doffs clothing, dons leather gimp suit, and dashes out to strike a gleaming, suggestive pose on the street corner*
Just got home... I cannot let this debauchery go on unabated.
Lmao
Howdy Dingo.......
So the run comes to a graceful end.
Hell, I'm still getting a good chuckle out of that, Dingo.
Aloha! Just popped in momentarily to fulfill my whorish duties, as I'm waiting for the sleeping meds to kick in.
Where did you just get home from?
Lol, every once in a while I get it right. Most of the time my wife's the only one who (at least pretends) to get my sense of humor.
Work - I do 12 hour nights at a hospital up north.
Sorry you need to take magic pills to get to sleep. That must suck....I know lots of people have to do that.
Fortunately I've never had to do that myself.
Hospital, cool.
I'm an ambulance mechanic.
Haven't slept unmedicated since 17... dunno what my problem is.
Did I read it right - you presiding over a garage sale today?
Nice - it appears we're both cogs in the same machine. :-)
Mine usually just rolls her eyes....but the guys at work and I all get it. You might be able to imagine the kind of sick shit we share/do to each other down there. It's really fun sometimes.Quote:
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Did I read it right - you presiding over a garage sale today?
No, Wife is getting stuff prepped ....sale begins Thursday. I'm the hired labor between yard work chores and trying to find stuff I should be putting out there as well.
Ah, gotcha. Well, my friend-on-the-streetcorner, I must retire for the morning. I try not to drive, operate machinery, or offer myself up for paid sexual satisfaction, while in the grip of heavy medications. And my vitamin T is finally kicking in. Cheers!
I need to get more "guy" stuff out there for the sale this year. I'm willing to part with some good stuff, hell, I need to.
Later on Brother.......sleep well, and see ya next time around.
:D
Oh, and thanks for wrecking a perfectly good streak, you whore.
Well, hell.
It's time to start getting my ass to work....lots to do, lots to do.
Peace, ho's.
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Reading the newspaper? Nope, I clearly said where I was and what I was doing, now get off my back ho!
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Yeah, if you have work to do, you should probably spend more time doing that and less time screwing around on the internet trying to raise your post count... [Bang]Quote:
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Damn it's hot out!
damn I want to kill something!
Well, back at work so I guess its time to start whorin' it up again...
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Ya me too. Working on killing another beer right now. Dinner callith. [Beer]Quote:
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I just got done with a 6-stage multi-gun multi-discipline match.
5 stages of rifle and pistol with a precision rifle at the end.
173 shooters over the course of 2days.
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That's cool Jim.
HB, how did your wife do in the run?
I sunburnt the heck out of my neck and arms today... phtttttt.
Had problems getting the pressure washer going, and it still isn't. Run to napa for some fuel line, take care of that, still fuel running all over the place. The line was bad but something else is going on too, gotta figure that out....needed to get moving on other stuff after losing the time messing with that.
I think the chicken came out good, have lots of nice sides for dinner tonight and all the lunches are loaded for the week.
Have Dumb and Dumber in the background now...there is some funny stuff in there. Especially the "turbo lax" scene. lol
Managed to get some basic practice in, but we're gonna eat dinner pretty soon. Maybe I can get into it more after dinner, but most likely will be less than interested after eating a delicious meal.
I'm hungry.
I hope BC can find the impending NEA and notify the pentagon in enough time to do something to avert it.
I'm gonna.................yep, I'm sure of it.......I'm gonna eat some yummy dinner now.