The post whore thread.

Have I mentioned that this town can lick the sweat off my bunghole for doubling the water rates this year?

Yeah, the fine morons running LochBlowme decided a dead dry neighborhood is really the way to go. Everyone is gonna stop watering their properties period.

Urban Ghetto on the Prarie.

Are you happy to see me, or is that just a banana in your pocket?

The only crack I've had, I really dig. You know....the one with lips, and a clit. Tried some butt crack, it's okay.

Never had that crack you smoke though. Not really interested.

The Sun, she is a risin'.

Which is a stupid thing to say really...it basically stays in one place all the time.

BC could say it more smarterest though.

I like to barbecue.

I'm glad someone invented shoes....walking around barefoot all the time would really suck.

I've not been in a swimming pool for probably 20 years.

Then again...I don't like water sports. I'm cool with boats though....more fishing options.

How many times have you been on a Coastal beach?

PA born, and CO since 1 yr old....I've been on a coastal beach like 5 times maybe.

I like my computer desk.

However....I'm unclear if it likes me back. I won't hold that against it though. I try not to judge.

Time for a smoke now.

Nothing like a smoke break, and some fresh air.

The irony.

What is the last thing you ironed?

I think it was a shirt.........about 15 years ago.

Does saran wrap still cling at 50,000 feet, and in a statically charged environment?

I have some painting to do outside....it's kinda elective though. Picket fence on part of the lot.

It would be cool to paint a fence with a paintball gun. Sit on the porch in the shade, and get R done.

LOL

Sure would be a mess of plastic on the ground though... that wouldn't be good.

Whoring it up........ North Side style.

*flashes ultra retarded gang symbols..trying to look all badass....with my hat on crooked and my super baggy pants falling off*

I can't believe how stupid all that shit is.... retards.

And they don't understand why they can't get a job?

Practicing my scales backwards...(highest root down) is pita.

Grapes really aren't all that interesting as far as food goes. Fun to throw at people though.

Time to see if some hotties are on 9 news yet.

Need to clean those guns today.

Oooooooooo.. Corey Rose

*pant pant*

Lebron James.

Whatever dude.

Whoring it, whoring it.

I don't think I'll really be happy with a TV until I have one that is WALL size.

7' x 16' or so would do it.

I can probably get one for around $100,000.

Lazy morning......nobody else up yet?....geesh.

In my mind, I've already had Corey........in about 15 different positions.

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5 color house is a pain in the ass

These fires really suck...I'm sorry for all those affected, and those that have lost everything.