The post whore thread.

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07-05-2013, 14:55
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBelly

(At the tire fix-it place)

baby starts crying. Mom reaches into toy bag and pulls out a stuffed animal with a little rattle inside.

Stuffs it in kids mouth to muffle the crying.

That's when you show how much of a new age sensitive guy you are and tell her. You know, i am a firm supporter of breast feeding in public.
07-05-2013, 14:56
OtterbatHellcat

LOL Jim.
07-05-2013, 14:57
OtterbatHellcat

JM....were you busy watching the bug porno on your deck lid, and not paying attention to your speed? That sucks man...I hope your old acquaintance did the "warning" thin for you.
07-05-2013, 15:42
OtterbatHellcat

*elvis style*

Uh huh, uh hey hey.......yeah baby, get all whored up.

Uh huh, uh hey hey.......hell yeah girl, get all whored up.
07-05-2013, 15:43
OtterbatHellcat

Come on.....tell me you at least got the Elvis vibe in your head and then read that shit.

I did, and it was funny.
07-05-2013, 16:06
OtterbatHellcat

Got a new M&M AK today.

Sweet.
07-05-2013, 16:10
OtterbatHellcat

Hell, the weather today would have been much better to be shooting, than yesterday.

Over cast, kinda cooler.
07-05-2013, 16:10
waxthis

The post whore thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Damn Wax....it's not a burrito. I'm impressed.

Nice looking garden there, ours is small this year...just a few varieties of tomatos and some squash I think. It's the wifs project really.

I got 3 raised beds, about 6x6 each all drip fed. One is just mine, currently 11 different types of peppers growing in it.. Wife has the other 2 with various things.
07-05-2013, 16:13
OtterbatHellcat

Wif has the raised bed thing going here too, but hasn't done the drip program for a few years. Four beds probably 4x12-ish. Only using two of them currently.

It's a great way to grow stuff for sure.
07-05-2013, 16:28
roberth

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

That's when you show how much of a new age sensitive guy you are and tell her. You know, i am a firm supporter of breast feeding in public.

Heh-heh-uh-heh You said FIRM. :)
07-05-2013, 16:31
waxthis

The post whore thread.

Give the kid a ghost pepper to suck on...;)
07-05-2013, 16:32
waxthis

The post whore thread.

Waiting for some asshat to show up for some stuff I have on CL. He's over an hour late...Grrrr.
07-05-2013, 16:33
OtterbatHellcat

You guys ever done a midget? I wanna do a midget.

Hell, I really wished I had run the gamut with all that before I got married......*the OTHER death sentence in life*. Aussie, Black, Irish, Oriental, Spanish, you know...all of it.

I wanna hear "stick it in me bum"...or

"pound that pussy, Eh?"

Or some Swahili dark ass lady with a bone in her nose, riding the sausage out in the middle of the jungle with lions and shit running around. Continental and regionally specific carnal knowledge. I got fucked on not getting fucked by an Arabian midget (well groomed of course).
07-05-2013, 16:35
OtterbatHellcat

Quote:

Originally Posted by waxthis

Waiting for some asshat to show up for some stuff I have on CL. He's over an hour late...Grrrr.

I hate CL and the douche bags that don't show up. CL is a gamble at best, I hope shit works out though.
07-05-2013, 16:38
roberth

Quote:

Originally Posted by waxthis

Waiting for some asshat to show up for some stuff I have on CL. He's over an hour late...Grrrr.

Is he making excuses?
07-05-2013, 16:43
OtterbatHellcat

Sounds like he can't even manage a call to say he's late, or lost or something.
07-05-2013, 17:05
roberth

When he gets there, tell him you sold to someone who respects your valuable time.
07-05-2013, 17:07
JM Ver. 2.0

Re: The post whore thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

JM....were you busy watching the bug porno on your deck lid, and not paying attention to your speed? That sucks man...I hope your old acquaintance did the "warning" thin for you.

He called me some hateful names first. He made it clear he wasn't happy. I told him it was ok to slap me. He didn't.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.
07-05-2013, 17:08
OtterbatHellcat

Sounds like you got out of it, I'm thinking.

That's cool.
07-05-2013, 17:09
OtterbatHellcat

Hopefully he didn't call you a whore at least.
07-05-2013, 17:21
OtterbatHellcat

While I was asked to water the garden, and it doesn't look stressed out......I'll get my ass out there and take care of that. Book some reservations for later this month, clean the guns from yesterday, and get to practicing.

Not a whole lot of fun involved with that, but whatever.

Peace whores.
07-05-2013, 17:22
waxthis

The post whore thread.

Yahoo.. He showed. Im now cruising Centera in Loveland looking for a sluttie midget!!!
07-05-2013, 17:23
roberth

don't you mean "little person"
07-05-2013, 18:29
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by roberth

don't you mean "little person"

You know what they say, if the vagina fits.
07-05-2013, 18:33
roberth

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

You know what they say, if the vagina fits.

OK, the first thing that popped into my head was a Tijuana donkey show.
07-05-2013, 18:58
fly boy

well this is my first post from Texas.... there will be many more come November.
07-05-2013, 20:14
Goodburbon

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

You know what they say, if the vagina fits.

It doesn't :(
07-05-2013, 21:00
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodburbon

It doesn't :(

Bigger penis.
07-05-2013, 21:29
ChunkyMonkey

The post whore thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

Bigger penis.

Nothing better than having your tapatalk buzzes your iPhone and only to see this post.
07-05-2013, 21:35
roberth

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

Bigger penis.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChunkyMonkey

Nothing better than having your tapatalk buzzes your iPhone and only to see this post.

HAHAHAAAHAHAHHA

Detachable?
07-05-2013, 21:45
Ridge

Fucking health insurance.

$250 deductible, then 20% of costs after that.

Then how is it that, out of $1,221.52 in medical costs so far, insurance has picked up $17.28!?
07-05-2013, 22:22
Monky

The post whore thread.

I need a bigger couch if I'm going to lay down on it.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/06/ysusases.jpg

Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
07-05-2013, 23:47
USAFGopherMike

Dripping in whorish awesome-juice.
07-06-2013, 00:18
OtterbatHellcat

Little person?

No, I mean slutty midget, dammit.
07-06-2013, 00:20
OtterbatHellcat

AMC is running the season two finale of Walking Dead.

I'm jonesing for the new shows to come out.
07-06-2013, 00:22
OtterbatHellcat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ridge

Fucking health insurance.

$250 deductible, then 20% of costs after that.

Then how is it that, out of $1,221.52 in medical costs so far, insurance has picked up $17.28!?

I'm kinda wondering what this shoulder surgery is really gonna cost me when it's all over with. I'm sorry man.
07-06-2013, 00:24
OtterbatHellcat

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

Bigger penis.

lmao
07-06-2013, 00:25
OtterbatHellcat

Anyone ever stayed at the Denver Hotel in Glenwood? Blew some dough on that for three nights.
07-06-2013, 00:28
OtterbatHellcat

I bought my first pair of swim trunks since I was 13 the other day. Trying to find some kind of "pool shoes" since flip flops make me wanna smack the shit out of anyone wearing them.
07-06-2013, 00:29
USAFGopherMike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

I'm kinda wondering what this shoulder surgery is really gonna cost me when it's all over with. I'm sorry man.

I can't tell ya what it'll cost, but Doc Graham up in Estes did my shoulder 2 years ago when he was still in Loveland w/ RMA. Top notch work and the dude's got like a 40lb brain. Has like 30+ patents for joints. Highly recommended.