And you pay one way or another.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinelement
I look at jobs that didn't go right as educational experiences.
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And you pay one way or another.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinelement
I look at jobs that didn't go right as educational experiences.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweating things...
if she smells like cologne... Leaver her alone...
kill 'em with kindness....
(From grandma) He who farts in church sits in his own pew...
(From grandpa) when your wife and mother are arguing.... Remember... You don't sleep with your mom.
(From mom... As a little boy) pulling on it won't make it longer...
(From dad... coming home early from work when I was in high school, with a new girlfriend) be quieter... OR lock the garage door...
(From dad) at least remember to EJECT and HIDE the tape before you leave...
(Best man's wedding toast... In front of both families) here's a toast to HONOR..... to gettin' HONOR... to stayin' HONOR..... And if you can't cum in her... To cummin' HONOR.... TO HONOR
From my Father:
"If you can't tie one good knot; tie a bunch of bad ones."
My grandfather on my mom's side used to say "be sure you never throw the first punch, but make damn sure you throw the last punch."
Don't shit where you sleep.
"Here's a box of condoms, son, wear them like your life depends on them."
Never play cards with a man named "Doc. "
Never eat at a restaurant named "Mom's."
I don't remember the third thing he told me, and that worries me a little.
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Love is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably crap.Quote:
Originally Posted by sniper7
Try to be the person you're dog thinks you are.