Sure, there's a lot I could say... lots of advice I've taken to heart over the years from certain people here.... but I guess I'll just leave it at this.
"Just look inside yourself and you'll see me waving up at you naked wearing only a cock ring."
EDIT: PS, my wife just told me to thank Jim for teaching me that not everything I think when drunk should be posted online.... I still overrule her when it comes to cock rings.

