Another Military Faker (in AK)

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Originally Posted by Byte Stryke

all of the Hows and Whens aside... if this Jackhole is Half as Bad-ass as he makes himself out to be, we should ship his lard-ass over and let him win Afghanistan for us.

Then I would have no problem with some of his claims.

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Awesome! Think about it, we get super GI Joe here to A) parachute in, B) recon the targets, C) infiltrate and destroy, D) invisibly sneak back out and finally E) arrest any bastard that might interfere with his mission. The only down side being that he could easily be distracted by any rogue Twinkies, Ding-Dongs, Ho-Ho's or Pop-Tarts along the way :).

no aircraft in current inventory with that much lift capabilities....have to float him over behind an aircraft carrier (or whaling vessel)

How about those choppers that lift elephants out of danger....? Na, that would still be too much weight :).

Man, you guys are ruthless... lol, I love it.

I'm really starting to feel fat.... time to hit that gym when I get home I guess....

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Originally Posted by BigBear

Man, you guys are ruthless... lol, I love it.

I'm really starting to feel fat.... time to hit that gym when I get home I guess....

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There's a difference between being "padded" and being a fat douche bag wannabe dick wad. Don't change a thing, we love you like you are :).

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Originally Posted by Ranger

Don't change a thing, we love you like you are :).

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AWW Ya can feel the love in the forum today

[Love2]

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Originally Posted by StagLefty

AWW Ya can feel the love in the forum today

[Love2]

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*cue Lion King: Caaaaaaaan you feel the love toniiiiight.

I do need to lose some weight though... no motivation on my part.

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Originally Posted by BigBear

*cue Lion King: Caaaaaaaan you feel the love toniiiiight.

I do need to lose some weight though... no motivation on my part.

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I'm not exactly in danger of being mistaken for a bulimic.

[ROFL1]