Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn. He just stares at it and dares it to grow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn. He just stares at it and dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, Chuck Norris invented every color of the visible spectrum except pink... Tom Cruse invented pink
When Chuck Norris goes for a swim in the ocean he doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris
Life is a game, and Chuck Norris makes the rules.
Chuck Norris jokes are so bad not even Chuck Norris thinks they are funny.
He thinks nothing is funny though.
Although the Optimus Prime and Barry Bonds ones made me chuckle.
If you and I were to fight, Chuck Norris would win.
M16- The Right Arm of the Free world
AK47- The right arm of the rest of the world.
Mosin Nagant- The right arm of Chuck Norris
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win connect four in three moves
Giraffes didnt exist until Chuck Norris uppercut a horse