ROFL
Did you purchase the matching skull cap????
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Just tell her to her face that she's fat and she needs to not take up any of YOUR space.
If she retorts with something like, 'I'm big boned.' Remind her that you've never seen a fat skeleton and that maybe a diet, fat-free Atkins-friendly water is a better choice than a milk shake. Then stare her down until she cries.
Wait, maybe its one of those Yoplait Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough "Smoothies" that is pure sugar and they think its a healthy breakfast because the packaging says "smoothie".